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A japanese couple argued bitterly in public. Husband: takamushi jiku. Wife: hashi jiku mishihe. Husband: inamoto kushini hatapi. Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita. Husband: kituya sitina kutara. Wife:saka weretuna joku. Husband: ji taka mushi. Wife: totori yatika muniya. You are busy reading as if you understand Japanese, hata wewe kuwa serious!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2008 Posts: 602
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"Racism will never end  , White cars still using black tyres! "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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bebeto wrote:"Racism will never end , White cars still using black tyres! 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Crazy? C&P.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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A couple had a huge fight one night. Going to bed, the husband decided to insult his wife in anger... Husband: Good night ugly old mother of three... Wife replied: Good night father of none. That is how the Gaza war begun.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Yet that is what our home-science teacher taught us.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
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washiku wrote:A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.  Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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