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Swenani
#2431 Posted : Thursday, July 10, 2014 7:40:09 AM
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washiku wrote:
Boss: do you believe in life after death?
Employee: certainly not! There is no proof of it.
Boss: well, now there is. After you went to your uncle's funeral he came here looking for you.

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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rankaz13
#2432 Posted : Thursday, July 10, 2014 8:57:05 AM
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Swenani wrote:
washiku wrote:
Boss: do you believe in life after death?
Employee: certainly not! There is no proof of it.
Boss: well, now there is. After you went to your uncle's funeral he came here looking for you.


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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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masukuma
#2433 Posted : Thursday, July 10, 2014 5:58:22 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
1) Jubilee - Kusema na Kutender
2) Al Shabab - Kutenda na kusema baadaye
3) CORD - Kusema na Kutedwa
4) Mpishi ole lenku: Kusemasema tu
5) MRC: Kusemewa (Ole lenku) Na kutendewa (Al Shabab)
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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washiku
#2434 Posted : Saturday, July 12, 2014 8:58:19 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
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Great quote by Mr. Waheed.

"Change can't be given to you all the time...sometimes you must bring change"...

NB: Waheed is a matatu conductor on Jogoo rd.
Now read the sentence again.
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bebeto
#2435 Posted : Saturday, July 12, 2014 11:18:55 PM
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kysse wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
littledove wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
washiku wrote:
In a city hoppa bus:
Preacher: Mabibi Na Mabwana, Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa warumi....(Letters of Paul)
Drunkard: Nani amekupa ruhusa ya kusoma barua za wenyewe?


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smh.

lol, some of these walevi wanaeza kutoanisha gears mbaya Sana.
"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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kiriita
#2436 Posted : Sunday, July 13, 2014 12:15:44 AM
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Posts: 437
bebeto wrote:
kysse wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
littledove wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
washiku wrote:
In a city hoppa bus:
Preacher: Mabibi Na Mabwana, Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa warumi....(Letters of Paul)
Drunkard: Nani amekupa ruhusa ya kusoma barua za wenyewe?


Gai Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



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smh.

lol, some of these walevi wanaeza kutoanisha gears mbaya Sana.

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thuks
#2437 Posted : Sunday, July 13, 2014 11:56:50 AM
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washiku wrote:
Great quote by Mr. Waheed.

"Change can't be given to you all the time...sometimes you must bring change"...

NB: Waheed is a matatu conductor on Jogoo rd.
Now read the sentence again.

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I care!
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washiku
#2438 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 12:03:50 PM
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Dear Ladies!!!!!!
Not All Men Are "PLAYERS" some are Coaches n Team Managers....
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washiku
#2439 Posted : Tuesday, July 15, 2014 12:15:41 PM
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washiku
#2440 Posted : Wednesday, July 16, 2014 2:20:17 PM
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Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U".....
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest.......................
"Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"...........
Come see marathon race!.........
The priest almost ran pass the church gate..shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!"
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