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butterflyke		#2421 Posted : Friday, July 04, 2014 6:50:34 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		littledove wrote: simonkabz wrote: washiku wrote: In a city hoppa bus: Preacher: Mabibi Na Mabwana, Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa warumi....(Letters of Paul) Drunkard: Nani amekupa ruhusa ya kusoma barua za wenyewe? Gai Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Lolest!		#2422 Posted : Friday, July 04, 2014 10:17:50 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		butterflyke wrote: littledove wrote: simonkabz wrote: washiku wrote: In a city hoppa bus: Preacher: Mabibi Na Mabwana, Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa warumi....(Letters of Paul) Drunkard: Nani amekupa ruhusa ya kusoma barua za wenyewe? Gai
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bkismat		#2423 Posted : Sunday, July 06, 2014 3:07:18 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375		Quote: The perennial late-comer soon attracted the attention of the principal, an Irish Catholic priest, who was unaware of the young man’s circumstances. What followed was a conversation befitting a comedy script. Principal: Why are you always late? Bruce: Because I come from Jericho every morning and it’s very far. Principal: Do you mean Jericho, near Jerusalem? Bruce: Yes Father. Principal: You fly from Israel every morning? Bruce: No, no, I mean Jericho estate in Nairobi, which is near Jerusalem estate. http://www.nation.co.ke/...34/-/av33mr/-/index.html It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt... -Mark Twain
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Swenani		#2424 Posted : Sunday, July 06, 2014 3:34:10 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		[quote=bkismat] Quote: The perennial late-comer soon attracted the attention of the principal, an Irish Catholic priest, who was unaware of the young man’s circumstances. What followed was a conversation befitting a comedy script. Principal: Why are you always late? Bruce: Because I come from Jericho every morning and it’s very far. Principal: Do you mean Jericho, near Jerusalem? Bruce: Yes Father. Principal: You fly from Israel every morning? Bruce: No, no, I mean Jericho estate in Nairobi, which is near Jerusalem estate. http://www.nation.co.ke/...4/-/av33mr/-/index.html[/quote] If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rankaz13		#2425 Posted : Sunday, July 06, 2014 4:39:52 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Swenani wrote: [quote=bkismat] Quote: The perennial late-comer soon attracted the attention of the principal, an Irish Catholic priest, who was unaware of the young man’s circumstances. What followed was a conversation befitting a comedy script. Principal: Why are you always late? Bruce: Because I come from Jericho every morning and it’s very far. Principal: Do you mean Jericho, near Jerusalem? Bruce: Yes Father. Principal: You fly from Israel every morning? Bruce: No, no, I mean Jericho estate in Nairobi, which is near Jerusalem estate. http://www.nation.co.ke/...4/-/av33mr/-/index.html[/quote] Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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kysse		#2426 Posted : Sunday, July 06, 2014 7:07:52 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		Lolest! wrote: butterflyke wrote: littledove wrote: simonkabz wrote: washiku wrote: In a city hoppa bus: Preacher: Mabibi Na Mabwana, Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa warumi....(Letters of Paul) Drunkard: Nani amekupa ruhusa ya kusoma barua za wenyewe? Gai smh.
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Swenani		#2427 Posted : Tuesday, July 08, 2014 5:34:25 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		A doctor wrote on his new clinic: "Anytreatment is 10,000shs and if we cannot treat, we will pay you 20,000shs" Njoroge wanting the 20,000shs for himself came to the doc and said: I can’t feel any taste. The doctor asked anurse to give njoroge a few drops of medicine from box 22.Upon taking the drops,njoro shouted “Oh STOP! it is urine!” The doctor said “congratulations, your sense of taste is back now” njoroge was very angry that he lost. 10,000 shs . He came back two weeks later determined to get 20,000 shs. The following conversation ensued between him and the doctor Njoroge : I lost my memory doctor Doctor:Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22. Njoroge : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste!! Doctor: Congratulations , your memory is back. Njoroge fainted If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Othelo		#2428 Posted : Tuesday, July 08, 2014 6:39:27 PM
Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528		Swenani wrote: A doctor wrote on his new clinic: "Anytreatment is 10,000shs and if we cannot treat, we will pay you 20,000shs" Njoroge wanting the 20,000shs for himself came to the doc and said: I can’t feel any taste. The doctor asked anurse to give njoroge a few drops of medicine from box 22.Upon taking the drops,njoro shouted “Oh STOP! it is urine!” The doctor said “congratulations, your sense of taste is back now” njoroge was very angry that he lost. 10,000 shs . He came back two weeks later determined to get 20,000 shs. The following conversation ensued between him and the doctor Njoroge : I lost my memory doctor Doctor:Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22. Njoroge : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste!! Doctor: Congratulations , your memory is back. Njoroge fainted Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rankaz13		#2429 Posted : Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:43:48 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Othelo wrote: Swenani wrote: A doctor wrote on his new clinic: "Anytreatment is 10,000shs and if we cannot treat, we will pay you 20,000shs" Njoroge wanting the 20,000shs for himself came to the doc and said: I can’t feel any taste. The doctor asked anurse to give njoroge a few drops of medicine from box 22.Upon taking the drops,njoro shouted “Oh STOP! it is urine!” The doctor said “congratulations, your sense of taste is back now” njoroge was very angry that he lost. 10,000 shs . He came back two weeks later determined to get 20,000 shs. The following conversation ensued between him and the doctor Njoroge : I lost my memory doctor Doctor:Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22. Njoroge : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste!! Doctor: Congratulations , your memory is back. Njoroge fainted Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku		#2430 Posted : Wednesday, July 09, 2014 8:55:27 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Boss: do you believe in life after death? Employee: certainly not! There is no proof of it. Boss: well, now there is. After you went to your uncle's funeral he came here looking for you. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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