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Emmy Kosgei na Samoei
McReggae
#231 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 6:26:27 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
mkeiyd wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?


Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!!


She said that?

To whom?

Why?

Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo.


She still have one line of defence, she quote a "virgin birth"...but who asked her for virginity?

But for kaleoz you cant rule the virgin thing all together! smile


Hii maneno ilikuwa kule twirra akasema ikl hivo.....no apologies for being a virgin.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Impunity
#232 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 6:48:44 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mkeiyd wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?


Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!!


She said that?

To whom?

Why?

Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo.


She still have one line of defence, she quote a "virgin birth"...but who asked her for virginity?

But for kaleoz you cant rule the virgin thing all together! smile


Hii maneno ilikuwa kule twirra akasema ikl hivo.....no apologies for being a virgin.


Unless the pastor shows the white linen, we wont believe anything close to that!
Hata cha baba na mama hakuwahi?

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

CLK
#233 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:11:17 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 846
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.
Impunity
#234 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:23:07 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
CLK wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.


Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu!

But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!!
smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

CLK
#235 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:27:17 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 846
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.


Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu!

But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!!

smile


Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence??
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Impunity
#236 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:29:24 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
CLK wrote:
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.


Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu!

But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!!

smile


Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence??
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!!
The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet!
Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Mukiri
#237 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:35:19 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.


Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu!

But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!!

smile


Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence??
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!!
The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet!
Shame on you Shame on you

That limousine is enough to give any woman gas and flatulence(Is this the new word for pregnancy?)

Proverbs 19:21
Impunity
#238 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:40:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.


Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu!

But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!!

smile


Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence??
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!!
The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet!
Shame on you Shame on you

That limousine is enough to give any woman gas and flatulence(Is this the new word for pregnancy?)


Gas and Flatulence!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Mukiri
#239 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 7:46:17 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Impunity wrote:
CLK wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.


Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu!

But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!!

smile


Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence??
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!!
The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet!
Shame on you Shame on you

That limousine is enough to give any woman gas and flatulence(Is this the new word for pregnancy?)


Gas and Flatulence!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@Imp Please update the Wazua Lingo ASAP! After the July-August freezing temperatures, many wives have gas and flatulence

Proverbs 19:21
Angelica _ann
#240 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 8:08:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,937
Poor Kenyan men; whinners & losers. I will share my experience on Friday. Let naija & 55 do his thing. & you cant get PG without coming, just ask a sister friend.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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