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wazo
#231 Posted : Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:48:38 PM
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Joined: 6/7/2010
Posts: 52
Location: mumu humu
Frustrated teacher's report card:
Your child has hit rock-bottom and started to dig.
kokwa
#232 Posted : Monday, June 28, 2010 3:47:12 PM
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Joined: 11/17/2009
Posts: 36
BLATHALY LOVE

A Kikuyu walks into a bar in Kiambu, orders three bottles of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The the bartender says to him, "You know, a beer goes flat after I open it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Kikuyu replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an IDP in Eldoret, the other in Nakuru, and I'm here in Kiambu.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Kikuyu becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three beers and drinks them by taking sips from each of them
in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two beers.
All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Kikuyu looks confused for a moment,
then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says,

"Everyone is fine. It's me..."I've quit drinking!"
kokwa
#233 Posted : Monday, June 28, 2010 3:51:47 PM
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Joined: 11/17/2009
Posts: 36
YOUR QUIZES WELL ANSWERED

Man: Is there any way for longlife?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of longlife will never come.
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Q - Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A - It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
marex
#234 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:30:32 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
A University Professor of chemistry asks a Female student " What is Nitrate?" The student Replies.."Night Rate? My Night Rate is two thousand shillings but you have to pay for the room!"
The way I am
marex
#235 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:33:42 AM
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Posts: 656
2 boys steal some mangoes in a neighbours farm at night and run to a nearby cemetary to share out the mangoes. A drunk man passed near the cemetary and heard the boys arguing " You take this, I take this..." the drunk ran as fast as he could to the nearby police station and wen asked the matter with him...he replied... " I passed near the cemetary and heard God and Satan sharing out the dead"
The way I am
marex
#236 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:34:39 AM
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Posts: 656
Why India cant excel in football: Whenever they get a corner the want to open a shop there; whenever they get a free kick they want to trade it for a penalty...
The way I am
marex
#237 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:37:09 AM
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Posts: 656
Why do ladies watch porn movies up to the end?..Coz they think the gal will get married by the guy at the end of the movie!
The way I am
marex
#238 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:38:08 AM
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Posts: 656
Bonny Khalwale got pissed off in parliament during a debate and shouted: Half of the members of this house are fools. The speaker told him to apologise and withdraw the remark. Bonny khalwale said " Am very sorry mister speaker, I withdraw the remark by saying that half of the memebrs of this house are not fools."
The way I am
marex
#239 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:38:47 AM
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Posts: 656
Lovi longomba and
Christian Longomba will turn forty on the same day as usual. I have an
idea of what the two dudes should by each other as gifts on that
particluar birthday. Lovi shud by an Album by the Irish rock band U2 and
christian buys an Album by reggae group UB 40. Christian will use the album to
...tell Lovi ...YOU BE FORTY ( UB 40)...then Lovi will use his album to
reply YOU TOO ( U 2).
The way I am
marex
#240 Posted : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:39:33 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
true story::::There is a church near my house, their stand
against the new constitution is so harsh mpaka the church DJ during a Kesha
was even playing secular songs that would advance their cause . (the DJ
was mixing Abortion is a crime with Kataa hiyo) " Abortion is a crime,
is a crime, is a crime abortion is a crime....chkchkchkc...hk....kataa
hiyo"
The way I am
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