Mwangi visited his friend Kilunda. Kilunda called his wife and asked her to serve them drinks. When the wife was done with the serving, she sat down right opposite Mwangi with her legs strategically placed to show!!! Mwangi could not control himself so he enjoyed the view. When Kilunda went inside the house, Kilunda's wife said to Mwangi, "Do you like what you see"?
Mwangi said YES.
Kilunda's wife said , "You can have it,but it will only cost you Ksh10,000, and Mwangi agreed.
So they fixed a time 12noon the next day when the husband Kilunda, will be at work.So the next day, Mwangi came over at the exact time and they enjoyed themselves then he paid her.
When Kilunda came back, this was what transpired between them:
Kilunda: honey was Mwangi here today?
WIFE:[AFRAID] yes
Kilunda : at 12noon right ?
WIFE : [ALMOST FAINTING ] yes
kilunda : Ohh! Mwangi my good friend, always keeping time ...
WIFE : Honey, why do you ask?
Kilunda : He came over to my office this morning and borrowed
Kshs 10,000 from me promising to bring it back to you at the house by 12noon, so did he bring it?
The wife FAINTED!!!!