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washiku wrote:While in England Uhuru met the Queen of England and asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Uhuru frowned, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's
easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?
David Cameron walked into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiled. "Answer me this, please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Uhuru came back to Kenya & asked Duale the same question.
"Duale. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Duale. "Let me get back to you on that one." Duale went and asked his advisors but none gave him an answer.
Finally, he ended up in the urinal and met Ababu Namwamba.
Duale asked Namwamba "Ababu! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Ababu yelled back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Duale smiled, and said, "Thanks man!"
Then pleased with himself, he went back to speak with Uhuru.
"Mr. President, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Ababu Namwamba!!."
Uhuru got up, stomped over to Duale, and angrily yelled into his face, "No,
you idiot! It's David Cameron!"......  If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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