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Please Advice this Guy... Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow. Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado...
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washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... Niaje Washiku, Enyewe inakaa hauko prepared kuwa mbuyu.Lakini usikate tama mzeiya.Wewe bado ni kijanaa usikubali huyo mshee akukatizie starehe zako. Wewe kwara hio story,ambia mshee wako Doki aliksho hauwezipeana ball coz ball zako zilichapa. Akileta noma, kubali alafu utoanishe hio ball hewa.Usijali venye utaitoanisha coz najua masaa fulani hapo ulolo anatoanisha hewa na brown tatu. Strong mtu wangu If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... Niaje Washiku, Enyewe inakaa hauko prepared kuwa mbuyu.Lakini usikate tama mzeiya.Wewe bado ni kijanaa usikubali huyo mshee akukatizie starehe zako. Wewe kwara hio story,ambia mshee wako Doki aliksho hauwezipeana ball coz ball zako zilichapa. Akileta noma, kubali alafu utoanishe hio ball hewa.Usijali venye utaitoanisha coz najua masaa fulani hapo ulolo anatoanisha hewa na brown tatu. Strong mtu wangu  Yours is too deep. Sijaelewa chochote.
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washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... We fanya hivi; 1. Lea bibi mpaka a-give birth (bado wewe si baba, we ni bwana ya mamake). 2. Lea mtoi, lipia fees etc (bado wewe si baba, wewe ni mlezi, yaani, baba wa kuleta mkate, sio baba mzazi). 3. Akimaliza chuo apate job poa alafu akuwe sonko, hiyo ni investment, dai dividends. Akiwa msoto, dai DNA kutoka kwa mother-ke! (F.Y.I wewe bado sio baba, ni investment, yaani, wewe ni investor). Chances are, wewe ni ngamwe! So, JI-SORT na ufala wako huko! Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... Niaje Washiku, Enyewe inakaa hauko prepared kuwa mbuyu.Lakini usikate tama mzeiya.Wewe bado ni kijanaa usikubali huyo mshee akukatizie starehe zako. Wewe kwara hio story,ambia mshee wako Doki aliksho hauwezipeana ball coz ball zako zilichapa. Akileta noma, kubali alafu utoanishe hio ball hewa.Usijali venye utaitoanisha coz najua masaa fulani hapo ulolo anatoanisha hewa na brown tatu. Strong mtu wangu Yours is too deep. Sijaelewa chochote. Kama hii ni Gweng kwako haikosi wewe ni ule babi wa earthwire kutoka westy. Usijali lakini sheng ni ya watu wa ngwida If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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After a long argument with his wife a man told the wife, "Women are just donkeys! All women are donkeys!" The next day as they were travelling along the limuru kwa mbira highway, a donkey crossed in front of their car. The wife calmly said to her husband, "Sweety please be careful, your mother is crossing the road."!!!
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Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... Niaje Washiku, Enyewe inakaa hauko prepared kuwa mbuyu.Lakini usikate tama mzeiya.Wewe bado ni kijanaa usikubali huyo mshee akukatizie starehe zako. Wewe kwara hio story,ambia mshee wako Doki aliksho hauwezipeana ball coz ball zako zilichapa. Akileta noma, kubali alafu utoanishe hio ball hewa.Usijali venye utaitoanisha coz najua masaa fulani hapo ulolo anatoanisha hewa na brown tatu. Strong mtu wangu Yours is too deep. Sijaelewa chochote. Kama hii ni Gweng kwako haikosi wewe ni ule babi wa earthwire kutoka westy. Usijali lakini sheng ni ya watu wa ngwida Hio story ya kavu tatu ni mezesha kwa Sir Godi. Chunga mtu wangu usije ukaitana kwa kuadisia huyo mtoi.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Mukiri wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... Niaje Washiku, Enyewe inakaa hauko prepared kuwa mbuyu.Lakini usikate tama mzeiya.Wewe bado ni kijanaa usikubali huyo mshee akukatizie starehe zako. Wewe kwara hio story,ambia mshee wako Doki aliksho hauwezipeana ball coz ball zako zilichapa. Akileta noma, kubali alafu utoanishe hio ball hewa.Usijali venye utaitoanisha coz najua masaa fulani hapo ulolo anatoanisha hewa na brown tatu. Strong mtu wangu Yours is too deep. Sijaelewa chochote. Kama hii ni Gweng kwako haikosi wewe ni ule babi wa earthwire kutoka westy. Usijali lakini sheng ni ya watu wa ngwida Hio story ya kavu tatu ni mezesha kwa Sir Godi. Chunga mtu wangu usije ukaitana kwa kuadisia huyo mtoi. Mukiri kumbe pia wewe ni born tau? Au munasikizanga ghetto FM? Sasa mimi nililelewa shags. Inakaa ushamba utaniua. I am in the group that @Alma despices for coming to the city too late, to look for jobs.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Exorcism ya wana... 1. Pepo la matatu kubeba makanga 37 na abiria wawili toka! toka! tokaaaaaaa!!! Watu wa buruburu 58 mumeskia?? NKT! 2. Pepo la conductor kusing along ngoma zote hadi Rihanna na Beyonce wanakaa backup singers...toka!! toka! toka!! Watu wa Zimmerman mpo hampo?? 3. Pepo la kuita matatu jina mbaya mbaya sijui... -Prison break season 5 episode 6 -La Muher de mi vida's Carlota's friend -Supu ya Lizard -Vitimbi episode 10 -Arsenal 0 - Chelsea 6 -White ant.. NKT!!! toka toka toka!!!! Msijali watu wa Rongai..leo mtakuwa huru! 4. Pepo la makanga kuibia maabiria akishawarudishia change...toka tokaaa toka!!! Watu wa Githu msijali...wamemulikwa!! 5. Pepo la makanga kusema gari hadi tao ni 10/= alafu anashuka katikati muingine anapanda akisema gari ni 70/= na ka hauna hiyo kumi ukanunue avocado upake kwa rasa uslide hadi tao....Riswaaaaaa!!!! Watu wa kasarani na mwiki, msifungue macho leo ni leo!! Kilio chenyu kimeskika....Toka! Tokaa! Tokaaaaa!!! 6. Pepo la abiria kutoa viatu kwa mlango ya matatu...toka!! toka!! toka!! Kibera number 8 msijali.....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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washiku wrote:Mukiri wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Please Advice this Guy...
Hi, naitwa Alex na niko form 3. Nikiwa class 8 nililala na dem alikuwa amemaliza form 4 na baadaye tukajamishana na akaolewa. Last month wameachana na hazi wake akakuja kwetu na ball kubwa akasema niyangu. Akasema vile tulijamishana iliacha kugrow but last year ameanza kunipenda tena ikaanza kugrow ndio ishaakuwa big. Nikaona ananidanganya nikauliza hazi wake kama alimweka ball akasema hapana alimwoa nayo. Akasema niukweli virgin akipata ball na ajam huwacha kugrow mpaka aanze kupenda mwenye ball ndio igrow.
Sasa nashindwa vile nitado coz sitaki kuwa baba nikiwa shule na pia mtoi niwangu siwezi mkana. Niko frustrated sana, pliz niadvise vile nitado... Niaje Washiku, Enyewe inakaa hauko prepared kuwa mbuyu.Lakini usikate tama mzeiya.Wewe bado ni kijanaa usikubali huyo mshee akukatizie starehe zako. Wewe kwara hio story,ambia mshee wako Doki aliksho hauwezipeana ball coz ball zako zilichapa. Akileta noma, kubali alafu utoanishe hio ball hewa.Usijali venye utaitoanisha coz najua masaa fulani hapo ulolo anatoanisha hewa na brown tatu. Strong mtu wangu Yours is too deep. Sijaelewa chochote. Kama hii ni Gweng kwako haikosi wewe ni ule babi wa earthwire kutoka westy. Usijali lakini sheng ni ya watu wa ngwida Hio story ya kavu tatu ni mezesha kwa Sir Godi. Chunga mtu wangu usije ukaitana kwa kuadisia huyo mtoi. Mukiri kumbe pia wewe ni born tau? Au munasikizanga ghetto FM? Sasa mimi nililelewa shags. Inakaa ushamba utaniua. I am in the group that @Alma despices for coming to the city too late, to look for jobs. Bro, In this life you adapt or die. But if you found me talking to a white, you'd think I've taken one too many mkebes of cerelac, if you found me hustling in Gikomba, you'd expect me to chomoa a bottle of glue and start sniffing. Found in shags, you'd want to remove the jiggers from my feet 
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