McReggae stammers out of a bar and rans into 2 priests. He rans up to them and says,"I’m Jesus Christ" The priests reply"No son, you are not"
McReggae says,"Look, i can prove it if he go back with you to the bar"The priests agree and when the walk into the bar;The bartender takes a look at McReggae and exclaim, "Jesus Christ, you are here again"
Mcreggae looks at the priest with an evil smile and says" what did i tell you,you heard what he called me?"
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Big chick and her hubby were sleeping. Big Chick had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried.
Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”
Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”
Big Chick responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”
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An 80-year old man walks into the doctor’s office for his regular check-up.
The doctor says to him, “Ahh, Njunge, how are you feeling?”
“Great,” says Njunge. “I have an 18-year old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child.”
The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Njunge, “Njunge, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and one early morning, he goes out hunting, but is in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a lion. He aims at the lion with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The lion falls dead to the ground.”
“What?!” cries Njunge. “Why? that’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion.”
“Exactly!” says the doctor.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?