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Emmy Kosgei na Samoei
McReggae
#221 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:17:11 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Amores wrote:
Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)


Hiyo sio nguo.
We can bet!
They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo!

Give them 2 months leeway

7 months happens


A 7 month chaod will be taken in to some nursery kind of so that he/she gains strength...but if the kid is born and he/she head straight to home and starts munching fufu then hapo kuna chida!


Applause Applause @Impunity, hapo umenena!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Impunity
#222 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:21:11 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Amores wrote:
Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)


Hiyo sio nguo.
We can bet!
They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo!

Give them 2 months leeway

7 months happens


A 7 month chaod will be taken in to some nursery kind of so that he/she gains strength...but if the kid is born and he/she head straight to home and starts munching fufu then hapo kuna chida!


Applause Applause @Impunity, hapo umenena!!!!


We have planted moles and sleuths in Downtown Naija to monitor the situation closely.
We are counting keenly the days and a reminder is also activated on our smart phones to beep just in case we forget!
smile
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poundfoolish
#223 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:49:29 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!
McReggae
#224 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:51:36 PM
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Location: Nairobi
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!



Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
poundfoolish
#225 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:52:53 PM
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McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?
Impunity
#226 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:53:33 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!


These people marrieds the Pentecostal Xtian way and no tasting is the norm until the D-Day...plus a "saved" gal was marrying a "real" pastor.

NINE MONTHS IS WHAT WILL SAVE THEM, OTHERWISE NYANI NI WALE WALE!
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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Impunity
#227 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:55:13 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?


Unless the civil one happened long time before the first wive passed on.
If she give birth 6 months from the wedding day or anything close to that we will just accept makosa ilifanyika and move on!
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McReggae
#228 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:55:34 PM
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Location: Nairobi
poundfoolish wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?


Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mkeiyd
#229 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 6:03:19 PM
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Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 1,182
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?


Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!!


She said that?

To whom?

Why?

Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo.
Impunity
#230 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 6:05:48 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
mkeiyd wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
McReggae wrote:
poundfoolish wrote:
Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!





Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!!



Na the civil one?


Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!!


She said that?

To whom?

Why?

Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo.


She still have one line of defence, she quote a "virgin birth"...but who asked her for virginity?

But for kaleoz you cant rule the virgin thing all together! smile
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