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#211 Posted : Tuesday, September 17, 2013 1:29:47 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
InnovateGuy wrote:
So pastor took a test drive before the main event? Pray Pray

Kwani whats wrong with test driving??


Christianity would term that as FORNICATION.

Are they Christians?

As in,,,,,,,,,,,,Christ-like?

Ya Mungi ni mengi,uenda akaja.
Impunity
#212 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 10:42:41 AM
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Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.


Hii inataka PHD to visualize!
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Impunity
#213 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 10:44:44 AM
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ole=pussy wrote:
chemos wrote:
kaleo chics generally have big stomachs....


Tafadhali tuheshimiane

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Coolio
#214 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:00:26 AM
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Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Impunity
#215 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:02:00 AM
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Location: Masada
Coolio wrote:
Am wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
washiku wrote:
Magigi wrote:
McReggae wrote:

...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value...


Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative.

mbegu/sadaka naija style


Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach"

This guy landed kitambo. It is clear.

This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how?


If you see weddings are hurried,know people are expectant!
Ni hayo tu.
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Amores
#216 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:06:36 AM
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Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)
I am happy
Impunity
#217 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:23:31 AM
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Amores wrote:
Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)


Hiyo sio nguo.
We can bet!
They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo!
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Coolio
#218 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:28:43 AM
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[quote=Amores]Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)[/qu
nguo ikiinuka side ya mbele alafu Githurai ijivute nyuma to you inamaanisha???
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Lolest!
#219 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:03:22 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Amores wrote:
Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)


Hiyo sio nguo.
We can bet!
They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo!

Give them 2 months leeway

7 months happens
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Impunity
#220 Posted : Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:12:39 PM
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Location: Masada
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Amores wrote:
Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :)


Hiyo sio nguo.
We can bet!
They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo!

Give them 2 months leeway

7 months happens


A 7 month chaod will be taken in to some nursery kind of so that he/she gains strength...but if the kid is born and he/she head straight to home and starts munching fufu then hapo kuna chida!
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