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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki,  Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… I think these two are Wazuans
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:From a somali's phone book Abdi 1 Abdi 2 Abdi 3 Abdi 4 Abdi 5 Abdi 6 Abdi 7 Abdi(dad) Abdi from youth club Abdi(young bro)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki,  Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… I think these two are Wazuans Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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C & P from the neighborhood: An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above! Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu! STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters, Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada, STUMBLE: know perfectly well, Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana, STUMBLE: That all world affairs, Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani, STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above, Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu. STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar, Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako, STUMBLE: Keep it first and above, Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu. STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong, Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu, STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you, Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja, STUMBLE:……will feel its work, Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out, Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje, STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye STUMBLE: and that peace will remain. Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia. STUMBLE: Amen. Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Rankaz13 wrote:C & P from the neighborhood:
An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above! Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu!
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters, Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well, Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana,
STUMBLE: That all world affairs, Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above, Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar, Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above, Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong, Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you, Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:……will feel its work, Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out, Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain. Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen. Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!!
 Njoroge = pastor from KAG Embu Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,935
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butterflyke wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:C & P from the neighborhood:
An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above! Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu!
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters, Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well, Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana,
STUMBLE: That all world affairs, Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above, Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar, Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above, Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong, Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you, Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:……will feel its work, Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out, Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain. Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen. Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!!
 Njoroge = pastor from KAG Embu In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Angelica _ann wrote:butterflyke wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:C & P from the neighborhood:
An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning
Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above! Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu!
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters, Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
STUMBLE: know perfectly well, Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana,
STUMBLE: That all world affairs, Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
STUMBLE: are successfull only if held from above, Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.
STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar, Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,
STUMBLE: Keep it first and above, Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu.
STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and stong, Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,
STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you, Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,
STUMBLE:……will feel its work, Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake
STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out, Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye
STUMBLE: and that peace will remain. Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.
STUMBLE: Amen. Njoroge:…………Huyo ni mwanamme!!
 Njoroge = pastor from KAG Embu
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki,  Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… @Swenani?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Iganamagana wrote:kysse wrote:And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki,  Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic……… @Swenani? My thoughts exactly Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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