MESSAGE FROM ASSOCIATION OF HUSBANDS, BACHELORS, GIGOLOS, SUGAR DADDIES, BOYS AND MEN:

TO WIVES, SNOBBISH SINGLE LADIES, COUGARS, LITTLE SWEET NOTHINGS, GIRLS N' WOMEN :

Dear Girlfriends,Wives & side chicks, Due to certain circumstances beyond our control such as: - the increase in parking fee from Kes 140/-to Kes 300/-
- the sudden appearance of drought in Turkana again,
- the looming impeachment of Embu Governor, - the increase in NSSF rates, -
the frequent disappearance of electricity,
-Al-Shabab terror groups strolling through and having coffee at our airports,
- the looming trial or acquital of our president and his deputy over crimes against humanity at the international Criminal Court (PEV 2007), corruption in goverment,
- the introduction of alcoblow on our roads and police brutality, we shall neither be taking part nor be available during this year's Valentine Day celebration.
Our country needs prayers and fasting and all men have agreed to engage in fasting and prayers through February 12th to 16th 2014. We totally understand (TGIF) Thank God it's Friday but We humbly advise you to visit your parents and other family members to spend Valentine's Day with them. After all they are loved ones as well.
We wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day celeb'ration in advance. We will talk to you on the 16th of Feb, 2014. Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Signed THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS & HUSBANDS...

A Nigerian man called his mom:
Man:Mom, I have AIDS
Mother:Heeee, Chineke! Don't come back homeoooo, my sonoooo, don't come back home.God forbid!
Man:Why mom, why now, watin I do now?
Mother:Heee...you foolish boy! You see my son, if you come back home,then your wife will be infected.From your wife to your broda, from your broda to our maid, from our maid to your DADDY, from your daddy to my sista,from my sista to her hosband, from him to me,from me to the gardner, from the gardner to your sista. And if you sista gets infected heeee, then the whole village is in trouble....ewooo!
So in the name of GODoooooo.PLEASE SAVE OUR VILAGEoooooo.DONT COME BACK HOMEoooo

DEL

And kyuks ,

muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic………