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Rankaz13 wrote:C&P  Kamau, from Nyeri, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half a kilo of kanyama fry with kienyeji and then give everyone half a kilo steak and ugali because when I eat, I want everybody to eat!” The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Kenya Cane and give everybody else a bottle of Whiskey (Johnny Walker Black) because when I drink, I want everybody to drink!” Everyone was happy and singing Kamau praises, saying Kamau is “The Man”. When Kamau finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”. . . His funeral will be this Sunday. Hehehe poor guy.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Yes you are right. The guy said "Haka kachenzi kalidhani Mimi ni mamake sasa kameninyonya pine the whole night"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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washiku wrote:Yes you are right. The guy said "Haka kachenzi kalidhani Mimi ni mamake sasa kameninyonya pine the whole night" eish! I hadn't understood that word.smh
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2010 Posts: 223 Location: Afghanistan
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A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week. “I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain,” the nun was quoted as saying at the hospital, the Italian news agency ANSA reported. Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were “very surprised”. (Italian news agency ANSA reported). The rich have money working for them; the poor and the middle class are going to work for money.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Dod wrote:A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week.
“I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain,” the nun was quoted as saying at the hospital, the Italian news agency ANSA reported.
Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were “very surprised”.
(Italian news agency ANSA reported).
Hapa kuna mtu who's being economical with the truth. Not even the missed parliamentary sessions? Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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Rankaz13 wrote:Dod wrote:A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week.
“I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain,” the nun was quoted as saying at the hospital, the Italian news agency ANSA reported.
Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were “very surprised”.
(Italian news agency ANSA reported).
Hapa kuna mtu who's being economical with the truth. Not even the missed parliamentary sessions? UnHoly Spirits did it, maybe Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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dunkang wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:Dod wrote:A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week.
“I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain,” the nun was quoted as saying at the hospital, the Italian news agency ANSA reported.
Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were “very surprised”.
(Italian news agency ANSA reported).
Hapa kuna mtu who's being economical with the truth. Not even the missed parliamentary sessions? UnHoly Spirits did it, maybe Someone said that probably on that fateful night when other nuns heard her cry "Oh my God Oh my God" maybe she wasn't really praying... 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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KUWATCH BALL NA DAME NI STRESS TUPU... DAME: Kai! Beib, huyo ni Chris Brown? CHALI: Apana ni Theo Walcott (15 mins later) DAME: Mbona hiyo card ni ya yellow? CHALI: Ni ya kuwarn player. Yellow ni warning, ya red ni ya kumtoa kwa game... DAME: Na ya green?? (chali anamwangalia tu bila kusema kitu)... (5 mins later) DAME: aki beib, i hope Arsenal washinde world cup. Daisy anasupport Brazil na simpendangi. Khai si ananibooingi.. (chali anamwangalia tu...) DAME: Coach wa hii team anaitwa? CHALI: Arsene Wenger... DAME: Ooooh OMG! kumbeee..inakaa huyu mwingine anaitwa Manchestenger? CHALI:We ona tu Dimba uwache maswali mingi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote: KUWATCH BALL NA DAME NI STRESS TUPU... DAME: Kai! Beib, huyo ni Chris Brown? CHALI: Apana ni Theo Walcott (15 mins later) DAME: Mbona hiyo card ni ya yellow? CHALI: Ni ya kuwarn player. Yellow ni warning, ya red ni ya kumtoa kwa game... DAME: Na ya green?? (chali anamwangalia tu bila kusema kitu)... (5 mins later) DAME: aki beib, i hope Arsenal washinde world cup. Daisy anasupport Brazil na simpendangi. Khai si ananibooingi.. (chali anamwangalia tu...) DAME: Coach wa hii team anaitwa? CHALI: Arsene Wenger... DAME: Ooooh OMG! kumbeee..inakaa huyu mwingine anaitwa Manchestenger? CHALI:We ona tu Dimba uwache maswali mingi  dedan kíríamítí Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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