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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Statuses we would be updating on FB and Twitter if we lived in Bible times: 1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt #Shaking# 2. But Mary... Can't believe she's still singing the "I'm a virgin" song but shes pregnant. Gosh some girls #RollingEyes# 3. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come.. 4. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic... But this Lion keeps staring at me weird. #Noah's voyage 5. The red sea just parted before my eyes #Shocked4Days# 6. Judas Iscariot posts: Jesus for sale, hit inbox if interested 7. Chilling with Moses by Mt. Sinai; some miracles going on here 8. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #Smh# 9. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u, Rachel 10. Some people are so cruel, eeh! Naye Cain how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel 11. One of Jesus' disciples' post: Wat a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny.. (LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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 wazuazimu Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:Statuses we would be updating on FB and Twitter if we lived in Bible times:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt #Shaking#
2. But Mary... Can't believe she's still singing the "I'm a virgin" song but shes pregnant. Gosh some girls #RollingEyes#
3. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come..
4. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic... But this Lion keeps staring at me weird. #Noah's voyage
5. The red sea just parted before my eyes #Shocked4Days#
6. Judas Iscariot posts: Jesus for sale, hit inbox if interested
7. Chilling with Moses by Mt. Sinai; some miracles going on here
8. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #Smh#
9. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u, Rachel
10. Some people are so cruel, eeh! Naye Cain how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel
11. One of Jesus' disciples' post: Wat a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny.. (LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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C&P Kamau, from Nyeri, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half a kilo of kanyama fry with kienyeji and then give everyone half a kilo steak and ugali because when I eat, I want everybody to eat!” The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Kenya Cane and give everybody else a bottle of Whiskey (Johnny Walker Black) because when I drink, I want everybody to drink!” Everyone was happy and singing Kamau praises, saying Kamau is “The Man”. When Kamau finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”. . . His funeral will be this Sunday. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!" Ara, Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Stalking (ˈstɔːkɪŋ); Where two people go on a long, romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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