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washiku
#2071 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 4:44:49 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
If you had to choose between losing weight or chicken. Would you like it roasted or deep fried?
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washiku
#2072 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 4:54:59 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Siku moja, Njoroge alikosa kazi ya
kufanya akaamua kwenda
kwenye mbuga za wanyama
ajifanye kuwa yeye ni nyani ili kila
anapocheza, anapewa pesa na
watalii. Akaelekea huko na
mpango wake ukafaulu kwa siku
ya kwanza. Alivaa mask usoni na
kuweka mkia wa bandia
akaonekana nyani. Alipocheza,
akapewa pesa na watalii.

Siku ya pili, akawa palepale kwenye
mbuga za wanyama na watalii
walipofika, akaanza kazi yake.
Alipokuwa akiendelea kucheza,
ghafla simba akatokea na kuanza
kumkimbiza Njoroge.
Akamkimbiza mbio nae Njoroge
kwa kuhofia maisha yake
akatimua mbio kuelekea penye
mti. Aliupanda mti haraka na
alipofika juu, yule simba
akamtazama kisha akatoa mask
kutoka usoni na kumwambia
Njoroge, "Usijali ndugu yangu. Ni
mimi mwenzako Kamau. Pia mimi
niko kazi huku."
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washiku
#2073 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 5:06:53 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN FB POST AND A KENYAN POST OVER A RELATIONSHIP CRISIS

UK PAGE....

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, from
Edinburgh. I love my husband so much and I am committed to him. But recently I am falling for his cousin,what should I do? I need your advice.

COMMENTS:

🔲 James Silva: I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

🔲 Sarah Waters: Oh my dear,sorry about that! I've been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

🔲 Michael Paper: well, you just need to focus on your husband and not on his cousin. Good luck

🔲 Karen claren:kindly seek immediate marriage
counselling from trusted professional.I pray you overcome.

🔲 Sheila white: remember your marriage vows,and seek God. Happy marriage with your husband.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

KENYAN PAGE....

My name is Beatrice, I stay in Nairobi, married
with a kid. My problem is that I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! No insults please.

COMMENTS:

Amos Kamau : Fool,u love only money & food?

Susan Mwari: You are a disgrace to womanhood. shame on u.

Rodgers Ochieng: Any news about the striking teachers? Are schools opening?

Harry Mshy: If u want to fall for me too, call my no 0722****67

Robert Mtall: I don't blame u at all, better go find something to do with your life, and stand warned you golddigger!

Richard Maina : Who knows where they sell small pin chargers?

Flavia msweetest: Ur a prostitute, u need deliverance .

Joe Mhank: Wewe ni wa CORD ama Jubilee?

Joseph Mugendi: Can some one send me the Sonko and Shebesh sex tape?

Carol Tatu: Malaya wewe. Kumbafu kabisa. Utakufa na ukimwi!!!!!

Sam Kalulu: Thats why AIDS is really spreading!!! SMH!!

Martin Karis: Im selling quail eggs at Ksh. 40 each. Inbox for details.
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4lourBliss
#2074 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 5:09:42 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/9/2013
Posts: 285
Location: hapakule.
washiku wrote:
Siku moja, Njoroge alikosa kazi ya
kufanya akaamua kwenda
kwenye mbuga za wanyama
ajifanye kuwa yeye ni nyani ili kila
anapocheza, anapewa pesa na
watalii. Akaelekea huko na
mpango wake ukafaulu kwa siku
ya kwanza. Alivaa mask usoni na
kuweka mkia wa bandia
akaonekana nyani. Alipocheza,
akapewa pesa na watalii.

Siku ya pili, akawa palepale kwenye
mbuga za wanyama na watalii
walipofika, akaanza kazi yake.
Alipokuwa akiendelea kucheza,
ghafla simba akatokea na kuanza
kumkimbiza Njoroge.
Akamkimbiza mbio nae Njoroge
kwa kuhofia maisha yake
akatimua mbio kuelekea penye
mti. Aliupanda mti haraka na
alipofika juu, yule simba
akamtazama kisha akatoa mask
kutoka usoni na kumwambia
Njoroge, "Usijali ndugu yangu. Ni
mimi mwenzako Kamau. Pia mimi
niko kazi huku."



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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washiku
#2075 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 5:11:05 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Teacher: Johnnie, why do you have a black eye?

Johnnie: I was punched by the fat guy.

Teacher: Tell me what happened!

Johnnie: I was standing at the bus stop and this fat guy came and stood beside me…

Teacher: Am all ears

Johnnie: I accidentally asked him for a good place to eat

Teacher: Go on…

Johnnie: He looked at me and said he doesn’t know. Then I looked at him from bottom to top and asked ‘really!’
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Tebes
#2076 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 6:53:34 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097



smile smile smile
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rankaz13
#2077 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 8:47:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
C & P:

smile Thugs broke into a man's house in Kiambu, beat him up, stripped him naked & tied him to a tree in his compound.

Next morning once the neighbors untied him, he immediately ran after his calf & beat it to death. When asked why he did it he said "Ndírohirwo ní míkora gacenji gaka kareciria ndí nyina. Kanyongete mútí útukú múgima." Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rankaz13
#2078 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 8:58:46 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
smile smile

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
____________________________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)
____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________
Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku
#2079 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 9:02:52 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Rankaz13 wrote:
C & P:

smile Thugs broke into a man's house in Kiambu, beat him up, stripped him naked & tied him to a tree in his compound.

Next morning once the neighbors untied him, he immediately ran after his calf & beat it to death. When asked why he did it he said "Ndírohirwo ní míkora gacenji gaka kareciria ndí nyina. Kanyongete mútí útukú múgima." Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Kwisha....
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Kratos
#2080 Posted : Wednesday, January 15, 2014 9:14:26 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/19/2011
Posts: 1,694
washiku wrote:
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN FB POST AND A KENYAN POST OVER A RELATIONSHIP CRISIS

UK PAGE....

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, from
Edinburgh. I love my husband so much and I am committed to him. But recently I am falling for his cousin,what should I do? I need your advice.

COMMENTS:

🔲 James Silva: I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

🔲 Sarah Waters: Oh my dear,sorry about that! I've been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

🔲 Michael Paper: well, you just need to focus on your husband and not on his cousin. Good luck

🔲 Karen claren:kindly seek immediate marriage
counselling from trusted professional.I pray you overcome.

🔲 Sheila white: remember your marriage vows,and seek God. Happy marriage with your husband.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

KENYAN PAGE....

My name is Beatrice, I stay in Nairobi, married
with a kid. My problem is that I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! No insults please.

COMMENTS:

Amos Kamau : Fool,u love only money & food?

Susan Mwari: You are a disgrace to womanhood. shame on u.

Rodgers Ochieng: Any news about the striking teachers? Are schools opening?

Harry Mshy: If u want to fall for me too, call my no 0722****67

Robert Mtall: I don't blame u at all, better go find something to do with your life, and stand warned you golddigger!

Richard Maina : Who knows where they sell small pin chargers?

Flavia msweetest: Ur a prostitute, u need deliverance .

Joe Mhank: Wewe ni wa CORD ama Jubilee?

Joseph Mugendi: Can some one send me the Sonko and Shebesh sex tape?

Carol Tatu: Malaya wewe. Kumbafu kabisa. Utakufa na ukimwi!!!!!

Sam Kalulu: Thats why AIDS is really spreading!!! SMH!!

Martin Karis: Im selling quail eggs at Ksh. 40 each. Inbox for details.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
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