Wazua
»
Club SK
»
Culture
»
Just for laughs...corner
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
|
C&P and #hiding....
Four surgeons are having a coffee break.
1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
4th surgeon says "I prefer Man U fans. They're gutless, spineless, heartless and their heads are interchangeable."
|
|
|
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
|
Wendz wrote:C&P and #hiding....
Four surgeons are having a coffee break.
1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
4th surgeon says "I prefer Man U fans. They're gutless, spineless, heartless and their heads are interchangeable." I have reported the above as span If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
|
|
|
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
|
Wendz wrote:C&P
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Arsenal next win the Champions League?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham next win the Champions League?".
The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man. U. win the Champions League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"  We we kwisha. From them being landed on to this. Wii.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
|
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
|
washiku wrote:Wendz wrote:C&P
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Arsenal next win the Champions League?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham next win the Champions League?".
The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man. U. win the Champions League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!" We we kwisha. From them being landed on to this. Wii. Amenyangaywa password na mzee!!! Thieves
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
|
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
|
UTAJUAJE WEWE NI MZEE??? - Kama unajua ulifanya Science ikiwa na Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni mhenga. - Kama ulicheki tv ukajua Inspekta Mwala ako na brother anaitwa Likobe... Tafadhali usiulize nywele nyeupe hutoka wapi. - Kama ulitumia 5bob, 10bob na 20bob za noti...Anza kupanga mazishi yako pris. - Kama ulipanda matatu zile watu huangaliana....Nani, kubali tu. - Kama uliwatch tv channel inaitwa STV na bado unaandika X badala ya S....Mboss maombi kwako! - Kama picha yako ya ID sio coloured... We ni analogue. Na kama ID yako haiingi kwa wallet...Pea wengine nafasi wazaliwe! - Kama ulikunywa soda inaitwa Softa na Babito, na juice ya Tree Top... Uko pale pale. - Kama Primo ulifanya 8 subjects, deactivate your facebook account uanzishe familia. - Kama uliona kipindi ya Tausi, Maria de Los angeles, na movie ya mbwa ingine hapo inaitwa Rex... Shikamoo babu/bibi. - Kama ushawahi pelekwa date kwa hoteli mkasomea menu nje... Wewe na akina Ole Kaparo na Ole Ntimama ni agemates. - Kama unatambua zile era za kupigwa picha then unaingoja for a whole month ndio itoke... Mzeiya umekula chumvi, masala, chili, n.k. - Kama ulinunua tule tu biscuits twa round twa kuuzwa peni moja... Wewe uliona Noah akitengeneza Ark!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
|
Rankaz13 wrote:UTAJUAJE WEWE NI MZEE???
- Kama unajua ulifanya Science ikiwa na
Agriculture, na GHCRE... Wewe ni mhenga.
- Kama ulicheki tv ukajua Inspekta Mwala ako na brother anaitwa Likobe...
Tafadhali usiulize nywele nyeupe hutoka wapi.
- Kama ulitumia 5bob, 10bob na 20bob za noti...Anza kupanga mazishi yako pris.
- Kama ulipanda matatu zile watu huangaliana....Nani, kubali tu.
- Kama uliwatch tv channel inaitwa STV na bado unaandika X badala ya S....Mboss maombi kwako!
- Kama picha yako ya ID sio coloured... We ni analogue. Na kama ID yako haiingi kwa wallet...Pea wengine nafasi wazaliwe!
- Kama ulikunywa soda inaitwa Softa na Babito, na juice ya Tree Top... Uko pale pale.
- Kama Primo ulifanya 8 subjects, deactivate your facebook account uanzishe familia.
- Kama uliona kipindi ya Tausi, Maria de Los angeles, na movie ya mbwa ingine hapo inaitwa Rex... Shikamoo babu/bibi.
- Kama ushawahi pelekwa date kwa hoteli mkasomea menu nje... Wewe na akina Ole Kaparo na Ole Ntimama ni agemates.
- Kama unatambua zile era za kupigwa picha then unaingoja for a whole month ndio itoke... Mzeiya umekula chumvi, masala, chili, n.k.
- Kama ulinunua tule tu biscuits twa round twa kuuzwa peni moja... Wewe uliona Noah akitengeneza Ark!!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
|
Lunch at a Meru hotel... 
|
|
|
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
|
King G wrote:washiku wrote:Wendz wrote:C&P
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Arsenal next win the Champions League?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham next win the Champions League?".
The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man. U. win the Champions League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!" We we kwisha. From them being landed on to this. Wii. Amenyangaywa password na mzee!!! One and only one mzee!!! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
|
|
|
Wazua
»
Club SK
»
Culture
»
Just for laughs...corner
Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.
|