Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking ganja
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.

I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
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Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," he says. "I drew two circles like this:
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Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'That is your bottom before prison.....'

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Weedhead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

BOY: Sometimes I just want to call U in the middle of the night and tell you how much I love you.!
GIRL: Awww! Then why don't you.
BOY: Because a voice stops me.
GIRL: What does the voice say?
BOY: Please check to ensure that you have enough Credit to make this call.!