David’s wife is mad at him because he forgot her birthday. David saves his skin. ‘Sweetheart,’ he says. ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’

True story

These guys were asked to go house move a client from Gigiri.
They fuelled their truck and travelled to Gilgil...


New beginnings.

A Husband and a Wife just finished a fight, the husband walks out to play with their pet cat. The Wife yelled," WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIG?"
Husband wondered," This is a Cat not a Pig.!"
The Wife replied," Hey don't interrupt I was talking to the Cat.!"

A man driving carefully and a woman driving carelessly are in collision. Their cars are wrecked but they escape without injury. Miraculously, a bottle of wine remains unbroken in the woman’s car.

“Let’s drink to our survival,” she says, and hands the bottle to the man. He drains a good half and hands it back, but the woman replaces the cork. “Are you not going to drink?” he asks. “Nah,” she says, “I’ll just wait until the police arrive with their breathalyser