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washiku
#1991 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:25:27 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
@Am, si tukutane pale Sabasaba tukure hii thigukuu? These are the rules...

Quote:
MAWATHO MARIA MARARURUMUKIRIO NI MUTUTHO MAKONIÍ RIRIA WAGIA NA IRUGA GWAKU MUCIÌ

1. No nginya ùkorwo na fameeti ya cibù, kana shafa shifu, kana kafuteeni wa itùra.

2. Ageni aku makinya, nì marìe kana manyue makirìte ta twana twa eighti tùgììka kìgeranio!

3. Angìkorwo ùrandìkithìtie fameeti atì ùrarugìra andù mùratina, hatikagìe na Taska, Njooni Walker, kana mùng'aarì iruainì.

4. Angìkorwo ageni aku nì arìa manyuaga makahùyuka ta mìthige mìhùùnu, no nginya ùkorwo na peegi cia kùmatumania iromo.

5. Mwarìa na mwanyua gùtirì kwaria maùndù marahutania na ùteti. Ùcio nì ùrimù!!

6. Angìkorwo wìna ciana cia thì wa mìaka ikumi na ìtandatù, amba ùcitùme cigaikare kwa neiba ùrìa ùtarì na iruga gwake.

7. Gùtirì ùhoro wa kùnyuìra njoohi hakuhì na kiugù kìa mbùri, mùno mùno mwena wa Kiambu na Mùrang'a!

8. Ndùkanagerie kùharíria iruga ùkimenyaga ndùrìkìtie kùríha fiithi ya ciana!

9. Na mùthia, ririkana atì ona gùtuìka nyoota maita nyoota no nyoota-rì, njoohi ti thuffuh...!!
Ningì njoohi nì njohi!
MENYITHIAI ARAATA MAUNDU MAYA!!
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washiku
#1992 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:29:37 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
XSK wrote:
kysse wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
Kysse: Nataka embe.

Mama mboga: (Anamchagulia embe moja mbivu) Bei ni ile ile.

Kysse: Mbichi Please


lol.


where is the joke here?




I think the joke is Kysse saying the Mbichi which comes out as "Bitch, pleaaase"
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Mastermind
#1993 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:29:59 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,624
Location: Langley
XSK wrote:
kysse wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
Kysse: Nataka embe.

Mama mboga: (Anamchagulia embe moja mbivu) Bei ni ile ile.

Kysse: Mbichi Please


lol.


where is the joke here?


Bitch please
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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vinii
#1994 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 1:43:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
"@kennytoonz: Play your woman like a football and Watch another boy catch her like a goal keeper..you will regret watching the replay.."
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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washiku
#1995 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 4:32:11 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Awkward moments:.:
1)Ukoexam room alafu chopi wa daro anainua mkono anasema question 4 iko na shida na ushapata ansa....
2)Uko exam room alafu chopi fulani anaitisha graph paper na ushamaliza paper na hujaona mahali inatumika...
3)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anakam anasema uruke question 6 kwanza iko na shida watarectify baadaye,na hiyo pekee ndio ulikuwa umeweza...
4) Uko exam rum halafu unaona watu wanatumia ruler na hujui ni kwa nini
5)Uko exam rum,chopi anainua mkono anadai question 3 na 17 ni similar na umemaliza na hukunotice
6) Uko exam room na unaona watu wako busy wako na shughuli ww tu umezubaa unashindwa uende wapi,ufanye nn...maisha ni ivo.
7) uko exam room but the only thing you rem is your name and reg no. Hata course name na code hujui.. Unangoja que paper ndio ucopy kwa ans booklet
8)Unaomba rubber exam room na hujaandika chochote.
9)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anatoka nje kunyora na sa hizo ka chem kamekukalia ukigeukia neiba unakuta anadoz
10)uko exam room mwenzako anaomba extra foolscap ya essay wakati wewe umeweka hujafika ata nusu foolscap na mlipewa mbili!
11)That akward moment kwa exam watu wanchora diagrams na hata ujui ni nini unafaa kuchora.... unaanza kuchora invigilator
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washiku
#1996 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 4:41:10 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
"How does Uhuru's case die for lack of witnesses, with all these Jehovah witnesses knocking our doors?"
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4lourBliss
#1997 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 4:43:11 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/9/2013
Posts: 285
Location: hapakule.
washiku wrote:
Awkward moments:.:
1)Ukoexam room alafu chopi wa daro anainua mkono anasema question 4 iko na shida na ushapata ansa....
2)Uko exam room alafu chopi fulani anaitisha graph paper na ushamaliza paper na hujaona mahali inatumika...
3)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anakam anasema uruke question 6 kwanza iko na shida watarectify baadaye,na hiyo pekee ndio ulikuwa umeweza...
4) Uko exam rum halafu unaona watu wanatumia ruler na hujui ni kwa nini
5)Uko exam rum,chopi anainua mkono anadai question 3 na 17 ni similar na umemaliza na hukunotice
6) Uko exam room na unaona watu wako busy wako na shughuli ww tu umezubaa unashindwa uende wapi,ufanye nn...maisha ni ivo.
7) uko exam room but the only thing you rem is your name and reg no. Hata course name na code hujui.. Unangoja que paper ndio ucopy kwa ans booklet
8)Unaomba rubber exam room na hujaandika chochote.
9)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anatoka nje kunyora na sa hizo ka chem kamekukalia ukigeukia neiba unakuta anadoz
10)uko exam room mwenzako anaomba extra foolscap ya essay wakati wewe umeweka hujafika ata nusu foolscap na mlipewa mbili!
11)That akward moment kwa exam watu wanchora diagrams na hata ujui ni nini unafaa kuchora.... unaanza kuchora invigilator


Applause Applause Applause Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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sherrif
#1998 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 7:38:36 PM
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Joined: 7/27/2012
Posts: 169
washiku wrote:
Awkward moments:.:
1)Ukoexam room alafu chopi wa daro anainua mkono anasema question 4 iko na shida na ushapata ansa....
2)Uko exam room alafu chopi fulani anaitisha graph paper na ushamaliza paper na hujaona mahali inatumika...
3)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anakam anasema uruke question 6 kwanza iko na shida watarectify baadaye,na hiyo pekee ndio ulikuwa umeweza...
4) Uko exam rum halafu unaona watu wanatumia ruler na hujui ni kwa nini
5)Uko exam rum,chopi anainua mkono anadai question 3 na 17 ni similar na umemaliza na hukunotice
6) Uko exam room na unaona watu wako busy wako na shughuli ww tu umezubaa unashindwa uende wapi,ufanye nn...maisha ni ivo.
7) uko exam room but the only thing you rem is your name and reg no. Hata course name na code hujui.. Unangoja que paper ndio ucopy kwa ans booklet
8)Unaomba rubber exam room na hujaandika chochote.
9)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anatoka nje kunyora na sa hizo ka chem kamekukalia ukigeukia neiba unakuta anadoz
10)uko exam room mwenzako anaomba extra foolscap ya essay wakati wewe umeweka hujafika ata nusu foolscap na mlipewa mbili!
11)That akward moment kwa exam watu wanchora diagrams na hata ujui ni nini unafaa kuchora.... unaanza kuchora invigilator



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly stress tupu.
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Rankaz13
#1999 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 10:33:47 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
washiku wrote:
Awkward moments:.:
1)Ukoexam room alafu chopi wa daro anainua mkono anasema question 4 iko na shida na ushapata ansa....
2)Uko exam room alafu chopi fulani anaitisha graph paper na ushamaliza paper na hujaona mahali inatumika...
3)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anakam anasema uruke question 6 kwanza iko na shida watarectify baadaye,na hiyo pekee ndio ulikuwa umeweza...
4) Uko exam rum halafu unaona watu wanatumia ruler na hujui ni kwa nini
5)Uko exam rum,chopi anainua mkono anadai question 3 na 17 ni similar na umemaliza na hukunotice
6) Uko exam room na unaona watu wako busy wako na shughuli ww tu umezubaa unashindwa uende wapi,ufanye nn...maisha ni ivo.
7) uko exam room but the only thing you rem is your name and reg no. Hata course name na code hujui.. Unangoja que paper ndio ucopy kwa ans booklet
8)Unaomba rubber exam room na hujaandika chochote.
9)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anatoka nje kunyora na sa hizo ka chem kamekukalia ukigeukia neiba unakuta anadoz
10)uko exam room mwenzako anaomba extra foolscap ya essay wakati wewe umeweka hujafika ata nusu foolscap na mlipewa mbili!
11)That akward moment kwa exam watu wanchora diagrams na hata ujui ni nini unafaa kuchora.... unaanza kuchora invigilator


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku
#2000 Posted : Saturday, December 21, 2013 1:46:03 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
2000th Joke...well, not really.

All churches which insist on SOWING SEEDS should fall under the Ministry of Agriculture.

If A Carpenter Was Enough for Mary
The Mother Of Jesus, Then What's
The Problem With Girls Of
Nowadays???
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