@ magigi,

you know they killed galilei galileo for declaring that the planet eath was spherical and revolved around the sun...they jailed me for finding me with "chicken parts" known as gizzards.

now back to the hot issue...chopping off half an inch to size and make it look human's ha!!!...more evidence as to your alien nature...

answer the question...are you an alien or not?

@newfarer
...Yes, I tie it with a string around one of the thighs, facing downwards. Shida ni ikiamka, I have to untie it and sit down somewhere till it cools...

@ magigi

For your information I am a man. When you talk of how much riches you have, most likely you have none. The same reasoning here about your "tools".

You have been asked to state categorically if you are not alien. Stop looking for escape avenues and come out clean mr alien. NKT!!!