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KulaRaha
#11 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 6:06:03 PM
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and when going fishing....that fish you have caught is a rain borana

A what? A borana boss, a rain borana.....

(rainbow runner)
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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theman192000
#12 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 8:47:17 PM
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At a butchery, "Una nyama ya Dober"? i.e Dorper sheep.
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Kusadikika
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:21:32 AM
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We used to sing this song in Sunday School at the top of our voices:

"Dafay was a shefabo, he ki goriah!! he ki goriah!"


For those still wondering what that was:

David was a shepherd boy. He killed Goliath! He killed Goliath!
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chris79
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:47:08 AM
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A hawker selling bras and panties at Kisumu bus stage "...askari ya matiti, kifund chiemo"
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mjuaji wa stocks
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:53 AM
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Location: nairobi
@marex; magigi; nonstoppingthis; impunity……

Read the posts below….majamaa wamekamata network faster kama bundles za safcom…..nyinyi naona ni wa dotcom….lelewa hapa jijini……

Waa ….some of this things are funny……reading and LOL……keep them coming guys…..Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


tehehehehehehehehehe....
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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mjuaji wa stocks
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:25:56 AM
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After a car assessment the inspector had a road test then came back.......hii gari yako ...stearing rack-ends imeisha...weka mpya

Then to a mechanic the car was taken....wewe mechanic hii gari yangu nimeambiwa inataka stearing RACKETS....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

MECHANIC....Ati rackets?
the guy......yes sir!

Mechanic....enda ulizia vizuri halafu urudi....hatuna rackets.

The guy.....wewe kwani kwani jua kali mechanic....kwani ulisomea wapi?
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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brav
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:15:36 PM
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d'oh! Dober"? i.e Dorper sheep. Laughing out loudly

Haki n vile mimi hutaja Dober with a "swag" ahhhh bure mimi.
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Njung'e
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:23:15 PM
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Location: Nairobi
chris79 wrote:

kifund chiemo"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Mathare straightLaughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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