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gogeta
#11 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 5:37:00 AM
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@magigi ...so what happens when that moment comes?...will she swallow a gulp of tea to avoid the scream and will he drop the picture...ama.........


Wisdom brightens a man's face and changes its hard appearance.Eccle 8:1
Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
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Magigi
#12 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 5:51:00 AM
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...extraordinary times call for extraordinary creative styles... unakaa ngumu!!!

...can sing loudly...something like syindu sya mutongoi...
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Jalofg
#13 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 6:01:00 AM
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Nakuhurumia kuwa mkenya. What will happen the day thieves take away the ladder? You need to be more innovative man!!!

Jalofg
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Njunge
#14 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 6:07:00 AM
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@Magigi,

Gizzard should set rat traps on all holes in his diggz's walls.......,

@Jalofg,

Dude takes up the ladder at night......


God gives,mugikuyu takes.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Kaigangio
#15 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 6:32:00 AM
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@ magigi
How do you figure somebody like me living in such a place owning a bicycle let alone the wheels??? No landlord,no rent,but my neighbor pays ksh 50 which is equivalent to my income in a good and a blessed week&hellip;.
We also don&rsquo;t bother about the all night long activities from our neighbours as we are all used to it. Each neighbour has a distinct midnight screams and guttural noises,and this makes it easier to know who is at it hehehehehe&hellip;

@ guka,
You see the first floor slab in my shanty is actually the flattened metallic fuel drums/containers very well supported for extra strength&hellip;

@ kamaa,
I wish I could afford the tents&hellip;.even the torn ones&hellip;hata afadhali idps&hellip;

@ jalofg,
Whenever I am going to sleep,ones I have scaled the ladder after my other half,I remove the ladder and go with it to the bedroom&hellip;.

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Magigi
#16 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 6:47:00 AM
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@Kaiganjo

...you are so much at peace. ...do not have to think about rent. But about the night screams,do you discuss the following morning about them. I know you are used to them,but some screams just have to be discussed!!! How do you differentiate who is thumping his wife real good and who is thumping his wife literally?
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Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 6:57:00 AM
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@ magigi,

crying coz of pain is very different from the crying coz of pleasure....the sound tones are unique....


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Kaigangio
#18 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 6:58:00 AM
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@ magigi,

crying coz of pain is very different from the crying coz of pleasure....the sound tones are unique....


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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reox
#19 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 7:03:00 AM
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@Gizzard.......This has to be in mumbai.

Be proactive not reactive
Don't let urgent deflect you from the important
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Kaigangio
#20 Posted : Monday, May 11, 2009 7:10:00 AM
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@ chaka,

the toilet has never been a problem...we already have a standing agreement between us in the neighbourhood...each household has a bucket (which acts as a mobile WC) which is emptied every morning at a central collection point (ccp).

As you can observe my house has a balcony..any long or short call happens here,where there is a smaller bucket which in the morning is emptied into the main one before delivery into the ccp.

Each man in the neighbourhood has his day of emtying the main container at ccp. the contents are emptied into a nearby septic tank which was built by our church..


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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