wazua Tue, Aug 19, 2025
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

6 Pages<1234>»
Alco Blow is back with a Bang
Options
Previous Topic · Next Topic
CLK
#21 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 5:47:47 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 846
FundamentAli wrote:
@ dossy7

4 beers for a Kenyan? No ways, 7 is more like it. Women will be happy husbands are home early. Fight against corruption will be reversed as those cops will use their own gadgets and go looking for money. Last time a few overnight millionaires were made. Population will explode due to the diverted energies (do we really want this?). Tusker will suffer. Pubs in town will suffer. Government to collect less taxes. Beer also works well for some people's health (I being one of them). Last time 10,000 workers in town lost their jobs. Can we afford it?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
quicksand
#22 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 6:13:03 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Jana they were on Lang'ata and Thika....social media inaharibu kazi yao lakini!!!!

Lang'ata road into town or outwards??

Lang'ata road is a rich vein to tap into....Carnivore, Rafikiz and the brand new Psys are all very popular. Not to mention people streaming in from Tamasha, Sailors and all of Nairobi West.
Where are they putting the roadblock?
Back to top
WWW
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
washiku
#23 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 7:54:08 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
quicksand wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Jana they were on Lang'ata and Thika....social media inaharibu kazi yao lakini!!!!

Lang'ata road into town or outwards??

Lang'ata road is a rich vein to tap into....Carnivore, Rafikiz and the brand new Psys are all very popular. Not to mention people streaming in from Tamasha, Sailors and all of Nairobi West.
Where are they putting the roadblock?


Hapo karibu na carnivore. I think target ni carnivore na Rafikiz
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
KulaRaha
#24 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:47:59 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Someone should start a twitter handle where updates can be posted...
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
african coloner
#25 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 1:29:47 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 10/8/2010
Posts: 446
Location: london
dossy7 wrote:
Hi wazuans,
as most of you are aware the alcoblow is back and the govas have already reintroduced it at road blocks.so do you support this move?


very good
Back to top
WWW
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
KulaRaha
#26 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 8:01:28 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Haya start contributing here: @AlcoBlowWatch
Helping you avoid Alco blow road blocks, traffic jams and accidents. tweet @AlcoBlowWatch #AlcoBlowWatch
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Rankaz13
#27 Posted : Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:37:28 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
A video of a repeat drunk driver being tricked into thinking he’d been in a coma for 10 years is proving one of the year’s most popular viral videos.

Nearly nine million people have watched the video since it was posted on YouTube.

The man’s friends staged the prank to give him a wake-up call after five arrests for driving under the influence of alcohol.

They smuggled him into a fake hospital room while he was passed out in a drunken haze and wired him up to medical equipment.

He awoke to find a nurse by his bed. She called the ‘doctor’ who told him he had been in a car accident after drinking – “back in 2013″.

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM | Edit by user: Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:40 AM | Reason: Not specified
Buster
#28 Posted : Thursday, December 26, 2013 3:38:37 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 5/17/2007
Posts: 1,345
Rankaz13 wrote:
A video of a repeat drunk driver being tricked into thinking he’d been in a coma for 10 years is proving one of the year’s most popular viral videos.

Nearly nine million people have watched the video since it was posted on YouTube.

The man’s friends staged the prank to give him a wake-up call after five arrests for driving under the influence of alcohol.

They smuggled him into a fake hospital room while he was passed out in a drunken haze and wired him up to medical equipment.

He awoke to find a nurse by his bed. She called the ‘doctor’ who told him he had been in a car accident after drinking – “back in 2013″.


That story on Miley Cyrus was just hilarious.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
sumuni
#29 Posted : Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:11:50 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 6/24/2007
Posts: 111
Location: Afrique
Rankaz13 wrote:
A video of a repeat drunk driver being tricked into thinking he’d been in a coma for 10 years is proving one of the year’s most popular viral videos.

Nearly nine million people have watched the video since it was posted on YouTube.

The man’s friends staged the prank to give him a wake-up call after five arrests for driving under the influence of alcohol.

They smuggled him into a fake hospital room while he was passed out in a drunken haze and wired him up to medical equipment.

He awoke to find a nurse by his bed. She called the ‘doctor’ who told him he had been in a car accident after drinking – “back in 2013″.


Applause Applause epic prank.
It is a curious fact that of all the illusions that beset mankind, none is quite as curious as that tendency to suppose that we are mentally and morally superior to those who differ from us in opinion.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
King G
#30 Posted : Friday, January 03, 2014 12:05:05 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Alcoblow concetration is only in 2 towns in Kenya; Nairobi and Mombasa. So does it mean DUI only happens in these two towns. Shows how applying laws in Kenya never achieve the intended purpose. Doomed to fail AGAIN.
Thieves
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Buster
#31 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:13:50 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 5/17/2007
Posts: 1,345
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Swenani
#32 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:15:15 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Buster wrote:
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...


Local bars will have booming business
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Back to top
WWW
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
McReggae
#33 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:18:34 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
Buster wrote:
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...


Local bars will have booming business


Soda partakers who like going out and can drive nyale!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Impunity
#34 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:19:55 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
Location: Masada
Swenani wrote:
Buster wrote:
The best thing that has ever happened to us. Them coming to bars. We will simply park away from them or hire someone for 100 to drive past them like we used to do years back. Then ati Simmers... we will park anywhere in town then walk...


Local bars will have booming business


I think they should instal them in peoples doors so that mzee akirudi home saa tisa usiku anapulizwo hapa an akipitisha ashikwo as long as he was driving into the estate.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Ole Lenku
#35 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:28:48 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/25/2013
Posts: 402
I saw this on maxim magazine 'bar room jokes'. At a local bar each day a specific member of a group was chosen to be the decoy drunk. He would take water or a soda for his day on 'duty'. When it was time to leave, he would stagger out of the bar and look for his car for like 5 mins. Once he had the cops' attention, he would enter the right car and start driving off. The police followed and stopped him, he would take the test and come clean. By then all other genuine drunks get to flee as police concentrate on trying to apprehend the decoy.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
jaggernaut
#36 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:29:07 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Swenani
#37 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:31:00 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.


What if I take one container of Keg beer? Its still one beer
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Back to top
WWW
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Coolio
#38 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:32:31 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 2,276
Location: Kibish
jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.

How many horns of muratina will equal two beers?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Pedes
#39 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:37:32 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 9/30/2013
Posts: 659
How to beat alcoblow. So far, I have heard of these two means of doing so.
1.Suck on copper coin after your drink(s).This confuses the gadget.
2. Take two packets of Eno. I think this causes the alcoblow to have indigestion.
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
McReggae
#40 Posted : Friday, January 17, 2014 11:38:06 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
jaggernaut wrote:
Eng Kamau said the maximum no. of beers you should take is 'one beer', you take 2 you are done.


Whatever some people are smoking while in office, mie sitaki!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Users browsing this topic
Guest (2)
6 Pages<1234>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Wazua Club SK Theme
Powered by YAF | YAF © 2003-2009, Yet Another Forum.NET
Copyright © 2025 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.