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The General
#11 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:40:00 PM
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@ Wendz has outdone her self this time....



The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
Djinn
#12 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:43:00 PM
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@Generali - I just noticed your footer 'The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.' LMFAO - true!!!!

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
Magigi
#13 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:44:00 PM
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...from my cultural studies,i remember reading about a certain community that,immdiately after birth,you have to point your d...k in that direction.... and that is just after a few seconds...

...I would call that bluetooth sex or wireless sex....
Intelligentsia
#14 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:53:00 PM
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In some communities,the hubby is actually expected to do Human Geography (practicals) the same day mama comes home with the new investment. I suppose she stays at hosi a bit longer to heal and ready for the ravages of the FBI (Female Body Inspector) that is her hubby at home..talk of tough love.



..there's nothing,absolutely nothing really,that I can't do if I put my mind to it.
kingfisher
#15 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:09:00 PM
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early friday has come...I will have two today...@wendz...4yrs..!!!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
carygoh
#16 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:12:00 PM
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@magigi LMAO,ati wireless na bluetooth sex aaaaaaasi,i hope one day tutafika apo technologically.imagine kwa line ya ATM or super unajisambazia burungoNGAAAAAAAAAAI,the pluggers will have a field day ama,in that respect ya socket ikuwe na magnet ni kuvuta tu ha ha ha ha LORD HAVE MERCY
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Wendz
#17 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:16:00 PM
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@The General

LOOOOLEST!!! NKTEST! A picture worth a thousand words! you have made my evening - you couldnt have said it better... hahahaha i felt exactly that..... but wont let you make me feel guilty...

4 years minimum....

@Cary
I think you need to move to thika road side.... ehehehehe... you will require some proximity to a hospital along that route... seriously!

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
The General
#18 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 3:01:00 PM
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@Wendz,

I wonder,can one appeal

..

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
bizness lady
#19 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 3:49:00 PM
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Express 6wks,c-section 3 months. During this time continue kissing and cuddling with clothes on to atleast avoid going further than that until the 6wks or 3 mths depending.

Two days honestly noooooooo! The kcc are sore not mentioning the pain from all corners.

IF YOU CAN'T GET SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR PAPERS,THINK OF WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HANDS AND BRAINS
Magigi
#20 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 5:32:00 PM
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@carygoh

...I saw it happen. I am in a bank and it is month end. The queue is too long. There is this guy next to me who is staring at a chick opposite our queue,you know how those queues zig zag. I saw the guy stare at the chick for about 20 minutes and then he started shaking. After shaking for about 5 seconds (just the way it happens...) he had no more interest with the gal. And I said to myself,this guy must have had wireless sex with that chick...

Next time you see a guy staring at your morphological features know that he is about to fornicate.... better watch out...
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