Of Kings and other people's property and wives: only kinds of Magna Charta are needed.
Infringement aside, if this story is true, then it redeems the old man. It's a source of hope to know that desire is human, mzee has been lonely, and as recently as yesterday he was quick blooded and could ravish someone on the floor.
Now @Njung'e and @AlphDoti can sit down, toast and say, "he is one of us".