Keyword, land in kirinyaga. Arguably Kenya's richest county. Every square inch of land in Kirinyaga is unbelievably fertile. Imagine if this dude has 2 acres only given by his dad.

In kirinyaga, that is enough land to set you up for life. Visited a small town called Kagio on a market day and it blew my mind. If there is a small price change in Kagio, everyone in Nairobi will feel it within 24 hours. Those guys feed the city.

The driest part of kirinyaga is mwea. They account for over 80% of rice produced in Kenya. You can transact 100K on mpesa in mwea at 3 a.m. Nairobi CBD is yet to reach those levels.

Lets wait for senior wazuan and my new neighbour @mahegoat to confirm or reject my claim.

This is the realest or most real or truest statement on wazua in 2019.

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Listen. The man was not maintaining 4 households. Just 4 houses.

In those houses lived his tushungwas. I can bet you, all those 4 gashungwas have paid for his sacco loan at one time or another.

This was a malaya man.

No amount of PR will change that.

Hii mambo ya kagio and 2 acres is a dream. I have bought those tomatoes not in in the market but at the farmers land. It is not as rosy as a guy with a nduthi being held by a woman.

4 women?

Huyu alikua mjinga and God saved him from embarrassment when he would have been 89.

Murchr, we know these women. I believe in one wife and 1 gashungwa max. Worse than that equation, and you become Maurice Odumbe or the Wamalwas..It's cheaper to get a malaya. Trust me. I have proof.


Ati fertile 2 acres...I have never heard something so funny.

Let's quit our jobs and buy two acres in Kirinyaga so that 4 women can fight for us when we die.

I have never heard such funny stories. I wish Ezekiel Mutua would read this and ban this thread.

Tell them! The women are so many my friend, let me give you stats. In America alone there are 7.8 million female more than male. In UK there are 4 million female more than male. In Germany there are 5 million female more than male. In Russia there are 9 million female more than male. God alone knows how many female more than male in the world!

NOTE: We are not saying every man must have more, no!!! In fact some men don't want even one, some are satisfied with one, some are not satisfied with one, these later ones should marry more according to their capability physically, time and financially.