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newfarer
#11 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 6:54:47 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:

This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.


You are married to the wrong woman or yours is a live in not a marriage, review it brother ASAP.

Marriage should be teamwork with full of love, appreciation, understanding, caring and concern. You look out for each other and tag along one another. Know each other inside out and operate on a give and take from each other - not one sided.


he has specified that it's majority not all
.and if you are in a happy marriage keep doing what you are doing.. most people are in it for the sake of children and status. love is just an English word just as kingfisher has said of midlife crisis
.if people were happy, then bars would not be full all days of the week. home has become a battle field..
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Queen
#12 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 6:58:01 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:

This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.


That No. 1 and 2 is so spot on.
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Bigchick
#13 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 7:05:58 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:

This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.



Am sorry for your miserable life and sad for your wife.

If the only thing you see in her is what you have said,too bad for both of you.And above all it is disrespectful to post such here unless you are not married.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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newfarer
#14 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 7:48:45 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:

This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.



Am sorry for your miserable life and sad for your wife.

If the only thing you see in her is what you have said,too bad for both of you.And above all it is disrespectful to post such here unless you are not married.


allow miserable midlifers to vent.they have nowhere else to do so.it won't change the fact that there are good wives.
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tycho
#15 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 8:12:59 PM
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Midlife at 40's is a sign of idleness and pessimism.

For a busy man enjoying life midlife appears at around 60.
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Apricot
#16 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 8:52:40 PM
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What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it?
First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up
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newfarer
#17 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 9:39:53 PM
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Apricot wrote:
What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it?

some things are well defined when you see them wait for next year.. I see you joined wazua in 2011.
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Apricot
#18 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 10:29:51 PM
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newfarer wrote:
Apricot wrote:
What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it?

some things are well defined when you see them wait for next year.. I see you joined wazua in 2011.


Actually I joined in 2008 as Mokenya, while it was still stockskenya. Lost my password and couldn't login again with that name when it became Wazua.

My problem with the descriptions I see here is that they just relate to sex, mpango's and slay queens. Isn't that kind of shallow?
First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up
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essyk
#19 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 10:33:56 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:

This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.


You know that's not true and I will tell you why.
It's degrading and humiliating and no woman wants to feel that way.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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madhaquer
#20 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 10:34:27 PM
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Apricot wrote:
What exactly is mid life crisis? Is it a form of shortcoming? Is it a change in behavior (to what)? Is it an acceptance of fate? What is it?


Midlife Crisis is that period when a man comes to realization that he is in a self imposed prison and a lot of what he was conditioned into accepting/ believing/ working so hard for was a sham.

It jolts him awake, burdens him with nightmares of regrets over risks not taken and fills him with with a longing for the freedom of his youth.
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