will be home....

but if they come after 9....

i will be long asleep......

and by the way.......are they counting at migigo*...?




don't worry....be happy

I'm guessing one of the questions the enumerators will ask is 'How many wives do you have?'. Now imagine you are an enumerator and you are supposed to ask that question to Baba Jimmy while Mama Jimmy is seated like one metre from you!!! I think the enumerator will need some sort of insurance or skip the question altogether - with permission from his/her supervisor!
Or he/she can just ask and get answers like kubaff,mavi ya kuku,bure kabisa! Wewe umetoka huko huko,ukatupata hapa hapa... in addition to makofi mazito from the mrs. 'How many times wirro you pipo ask that question? We aro going to dealo with you...'

the ugandans are resisting.....

counting to be conducted in mijinjo......

BTW....

the earliest known or conducted census...

was conducted in Egypt.......

under the auspices of Daniel.....

in order to ration food.....

Me thinks.....

history keeps repeating itself.....

next year....

be ready to receive rations of...

maize flour.....

beans.....

water.....

electricity is already being 'irrationed'......


I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth

Why do pple honestly think they are doing the Govt. a huge favour by being head counted?

Pple,it only helps the Govt. in planning and managing the resources equitably !

To those with frothing mouths about whether or not they will unleash dogs on enumerators,be warned they are being accompanied by armed police!

Obstruction of an enumerator is an offence.


The Hedonist

@Lyanne

i would probably take the police accompanying the enumerators part as a good ans to ma worries,but anything else u said aint gona pass 4 me.... the govt aint doing me a favor by counting me... if anything they have identification details of majority of adults,birth certificates for most kenyan citizens,death certificates for almost every dead person in this country,very few leaves the country without imigration dept clearance. so the margin of error for this census is more or else equivalent to the unregistrered births,deaths and illegal immigrants. therefore the govt already have the census results so why spend shs 7 billion for a census whose results they already have at a time when every single coin is needed to feed hungry Kenyans.....

Such monies can be used to feed the hungry or compensate mau evictees..

Its just me whatever choice you make in life make sure that you can live with it.