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Bolt and Duarte...a man is still a man!!!!!!!!!!
Impunity
#21 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 12:12:30 PM
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aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
Well assuming this story is true, I can imagine what drove Bolt.

Imagine the feeling of being both like 'unbeatable' at the height of accomplishment; but you know that after this you exit the stage. That is, this is the last stage of your theater life and once the hype of the moment is over no more...

And you're in Brazil, where it's said that even the 'nethers' are beauty savvy. Damn! And you won't have a taste of the energy and seductiveness of the moment...

That's impossible! After a few torts you just turn to your trusted muscle man. 'Hey! See that girl?'

'Yeah'.

'Get her for me.' You whisper.

And Man! Down there you're as stiff as you don't know what.

She comes, and you swallow her face in frenzy.

You just want to bang bang bang!

Out of this f***ing fickle life.


Madam Wazua Administrator,


We have a 911 Emergency


Please be advised that @Tyco's Account has been hacked.


I realized this a few weeks ago.
This is not @tycho.
This is so human, unlike @tycho.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

tycho
#22 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:41:07 PM
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Impunity wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
Well assuming this story is true, I can imagine what drove Bolt.

Imagine the feeling of being both like 'unbeatable' at the height of accomplishment; but you know that after this you exit the stage. That is, this is the last stage of your theater life and once the hype of the moment is over no more...

And you're in Brazil, where it's said that even the 'nethers' are beauty savvy. Damn! And you won't have a taste of the energy and seductiveness of the moment...

That's impossible! After a few torts you just turn to your trusted muscle man. 'Hey! See that girl?'

'Yeah'.

'Get her for me.' You whisper.

And Man! Down there you're as stiff as you don't know what.

She comes, and you swallow her face in frenzy.

You just want to bang bang bang!

Out of this f***ing fickle life.


Madam Wazua Administrator,


We have a 911 Emergency


Please be advised that @Tyco's Account has been hacked.


I realized this a few weeks ago.
This is not @tycho.
This is so human, unkike @tycho.


There's no surprise
In impunity
Being poetic.
Alba
#23 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 4:00:44 PM
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Why the heck would Bolt pose for a picture while cheating on his Fiancee. Is he trying to humiliate her?

Nashangaa !
Impunity
#24 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 5:23:47 PM
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Alba wrote:
Why the heck would Bolt pose for a picture while cheating on his Fiancee. Is he trying to humiliate her?

Nashangaa !


Heavy on dope and doped-drink.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

tycho
#25 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 5:30:02 PM
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Alba wrote:
Why the heck would Bolt pose for a picture while cheating on his Fiancee. Is he trying to humiliate her?

Nashangaa !


Look at the first picture provided on this thread; between 'Bolt' and 'Duerte', who has the camera? Duerte looks so absent from the scene. Like she's being forced to be in the picture. That makes me doubt whether she held the camera. But Bolt isn't holding the camera...

So is there a third person in the room? Or is it that someone has concocted the picture? That's where most of my doubt lies.
radio
#26 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 5:35:43 PM
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Alba wrote:
Why the heck would Bolt pose for a picture while cheating on his Fiancee. Is he trying to humiliate her?

Nashangaa !


Cameras or taking pics should be illegal and punishable by crucifixion.
masukuma
#27 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 6:06:37 PM
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Alba wrote:
Why the heck would Bolt pose for a picture while cheating on his Fiancee. Is he trying to humiliate her?

Nashangaa !

People do stupid things when blood has flown from their big head to their small one. Labda he was just being teased and he was not thinking straight...he just wanted IT... at all cost. I don't think this was taken "after" but rather "before" when the guy is in the state where he says "Yes" to all requests. I am sure some Kenyan Sponsors are laughing at him... He should borrow tips from them - they are like Dark Matter - their effect is seen but they cannot be seen!! A colleague once told me about Kevin Durant - he cheats but he collects all the phones of all his clandes before... coz these girls as exhibited in the images above - love instagram/snapchat more than the act itself.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
freiks
#28 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 6:31:24 PM
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And bolt has said this, and i believe thats the reality and everyone has a culture. Who said bedding many women is bad anyway!!!
'Every culture is different. Jamaican culture is different, when you look at women and men having more than one... It's different. I've noticed that in Britain, every famous person, as soon as they get famous, they have to get married – like, it's a rule. And I'm like, that's not fair!'
Life is an endless adventure
hardwood
#29 Posted : Wednesday, August 24, 2016 7:27:16 PM
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with someone celebrating his success, especially after winning the ultimate olympic 100m race. And celebration the world over involves nyama, phombe na wanawake. Since the gf wasn't around he needed someone "to complete the picture". And celebration in this age isn't complete without regular twitter updates.
Wamunyota
#30 Posted : Thursday, August 25, 2016 10:00:55 AM
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tycho wrote:
Alba wrote:
Why the heck would Bolt pose for a picture while cheating on his Fiancee. Is he trying to humiliate her?

Nashangaa !


Look at the first picture provided on this thread; between 'Bolt' and 'Duerte', who has the camera? Duerte looks so absent from the scene. Like she's being forced to be in the picture. That makes me doubt whether she held the camera. But Bolt isn't holding the camera...

So is there a third person in the room? Or is it that someone has concocted the picture? That's where most of my doubt lies.

Threesome?
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#31 Posted : Thursday, August 25, 2016 10:04:31 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
radio wrote:
tycho wrote:
Well assuming this story is true, I can imagine what drove Bolt.

Imagine the feeling of being both like 'unbeatable' at the height of accomplishment; but you know that after this you exit the stage. That is, this is the last stage of your theater life and once the hype of the moment is over no more...

And you're in Brazil, where it's said that even the 'nethers' are beauty savvy. Damn! And you won't have a taste of the energy and seductiveness of the moment...

That's impossible! After a few torts you just turn to your trusted muscle man. 'Hey! See that girl?'

'Yeah'.

'Get her for me.' You whisper.

And Man! Down there you're as stiff as you don't know what.

She comes, and you swallow her face in frenzy.

You just want to bang bang bang!

Out of this f***ing fickle life.


Applause
Applause

Applause

Can I get a piece of what you are smoking?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...Tycho, Tycho.....Can't believesmile ...I once visited Noiva do Cordeiro after hearing what i thought was a joke.Noiva is a village about 1.50 hrs South of Belo Horizonte in the beautiful state of Minas Gerais....Here is the thing, the village has a population of about 1K.....most of them beautiful girls in their twenties and thirties. Men are only allowed to come over for a week-end stay only. Over to Swenani!!smile



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Drool Drool Drool
Hutia Mundu!!
jokes
#32 Posted : Saturday, August 27, 2016 9:00:15 AM
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tycho wrote:
Well assuming this story is true, I can imagine what drove Bolt.

Imagine the feeling of being both like 'unbeatable' at the height of accomplishment; but you know that after this you exit the stage. That is, this is the last stage of your theater life and once the hype of the moment is over no more...

And you're in Brazil, where it's said that even the 'nethers' are beauty savvy. Damn! And you won't have a taste of the energy and seductiveness of the moment...

That's impossible! After a few torts you just turn to your trusted muscle man. 'Hey! See that girl?'

'Yeah'.

'Get her for me.' You whisper.

And Man! Down there you're as stiff as you don't know what.

She comes, and you swallow her face in frenzy.

You just want to bang bang bang!

Out of this f***ing fickle life.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause That Tycho, is a classic you should print it and hang it in your room.
tycho
#33 Posted : Saturday, August 27, 2016 9:58:03 AM
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jokes wrote:
tycho wrote:
Well assuming this story is true, I can imagine what drove Bolt.

Imagine the feeling of being both like 'unbeatable' at the height of accomplishment; but you know that after this you exit the stage. That is, this is the last stage of your theater life and once the hype of the moment is over no more...

And you're in Brazil, where it's said that even the 'nethers' are beauty savvy. Damn! And you won't have a taste of the energy and seductiveness of the moment...

That's impossible! After a few torts you just turn to your trusted muscle man. 'Hey! See that girl?'

'Yeah'.

'Get her for me.' You whisper.

And Man! Down there you're as stiff as you don't know what.

She comes, and you swallow her face in frenzy.

You just want to bang bang bang!

Out of this f***ing fickle life.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause That Tycho, is a classic you should print it and hang it in your room.


Thanks. I was trying my hand at erotica and it seems I may just sizzle my audience.
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