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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate.  Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh.....napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Njung'e wrote:Is that a beer or a twist bitter ale? Its a beer......5 bottles give that hazy feeling. Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Njung'e wrote:Is that a beer or a twist bitter ale? Its a beer......5 bottles give that hazy feeling. "Orange flavored light beer!" looks like a novida with 1/8 tot of vodka. Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate. Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh..... napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Did you take anti-retrovirals? What goes round, coming around?(pun not intended)
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/23/2012 Posts: 32
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Njung'e wrote:Is that a beer or a twist bitter ale? Its a beer......5 bottles give that hazy feeling. Sour porridge has the same effect but does not qualify as beer
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate. Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh.....napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Two beers is the max you should take! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,909
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Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate. Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh.....napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Two beers is the max you should take! Tea & coffee is the best for you In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Mukiri wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate. Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh..... napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Did you take anti-retrovirals? What goes round, coming around?(pun not intended) I s HIV AIDS something that should worry you? nope, there are other things worth worrying about like poverty and cancer. Magic Johnson is almost 27 years with AIDS so........thats my least worry!! Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Mukiri wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate. Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh..... napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Did you take anti-retrovirals? What goes round, coming around?(pun not intended) I s HIV AIDS something that should worry you? nope, there are other things worth worrying about like poverty and cancer. Magic Johnson is almost 27 years with AIDS so........thats my least worry!! Kula dawa,fanya zoezi na kula vizuri  If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Mukiri wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Swenani wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:I am not an alcoholic, but recently, i found a very sweet beer called Kilimanjaro Twist. Unlike all the other funny tasting beers like Tusker, Guinness and Pilsner, this beer tastes so sweet and goes down very well especially when cold. Apparently, this is the only that my throat can allow to pass through downward!! as a result, i find myself taking like 5 bottles of 375ml each per weekend. that translates to 1.875 liters of beer per weekend and 8 liters of beer per month. On the other hand, am so concerned about being physically fit. As a naive drinker, can the above amounts have any effect on my physical fitness? The beer is so sweet and priced nicely...every time i think of it, even in between the week, i salivate. Before you ask how much beer is too much ask these questions first 1. Is your wife/girlfriend getting enough quality sex(most important) 2. Are you providing for your family 3. What is your alchold intake threshold level Once you answer the above, you question will be answered too 1. Mimi msela.....sina mshikaji aiseh..... napita tu na wale tei imewalemea!! 2. i have no family of my own 3. Last year at Safaricom 7s i took half of Viceroy 375ml and blacked out so bad. i dont remember how i got home. Did you take anti-retrovirals? What goes round, coming around?(pun not intended) I s HIV AIDS something that should worry you? nope, there are other things worth worrying about like poverty and cancer. Magic Johnson is almost 27 years with AIDS so........thats my least worry!! Kula dawa,fanya zoezi na kula vizuri Vuta pumz..Longombaz. Meza dawa, piga tizi, kula fiti maisha utayasukuma eeeh *2 Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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GOK overtaxing beer. It's hard to take the recommended 2 bottles a day without feeling the pinch. Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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sparkly wrote:GOK overtaxing beer. It's hard to take the recommended 2 bottles a day without feeling the pinch. what is Kes 350 for a bottle? Infact i think it should be Kes 700 a bottle to weed out these young men wasting their money and beer instead of supporting their families If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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Swenani wrote:sparkly wrote:GOK overtaxing beer. It's hard to take the recommended 2 bottles a day without feeling the pinch. what is Kes 350 for a bottle? Infact i think it should be Kes 700 a bottle to weed out these young men wasting their money and beer instead of supporting their families If only wazees can afford beer, then the vijanas will turn to the next available form of entertainment ... fishing in wazees ponds as the wazees drink themselves silly. Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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sparkly wrote:Swenani wrote:sparkly wrote:GOK overtaxing beer. It's hard to take the recommended 2 bottles a day without feeling the pinch. what is Kes 350 for a bottle? Infact i think it should be Kes 700 a bottle to weed out these young men wasting their money and beer instead of supporting their families If only wazees can afford beer, then the vijanas will turn to the next available form of entertainment ... fishing in wazees ponds as the wazees drink themselves silly. Funny! Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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