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washiku
#11 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 12:47:50 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Please allow me to laugh even though it sounds more of a "Roughing" matter.

But cool down.

Don't even try the chungwas, there is no guarantee that they will be different.

Arafu, for as long as she is still fighting, it means she stills wants in...that "am going" is a threat to test whether "you care enough". She is looking for an assurance...

But some may seek that assurance in a weird way, but what to do now?

She broke a phone? My cousin found his car's windscreen in pieces one morning...He had given his former girl a lift. What am saying is that it could have been worse. Hold on to it, if you value it.

Oooh, and one more. I don't blame her. I squarely blame you. CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!! The day you chose to leave the phone, you chose to leave by the consequences. smile

Pole bro, welcome back to Kenya, Hakuna matata.
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alma
#12 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 2:52:19 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
Asanteni sana

But

"these people" are not human

by the way I'm not kidding

I come back then I'm trying to reply on the phone.

Then all of a sudden I'm calling my gashungwa

Simu in tatters. There goes my contacts
Arafu
Toka kwa nyumba yangu, yet I'm paying rent.


Where's Kardashian?

Choices have consequences, now I wish I was gay.

Sasa nimerudishwa kwa bedroom.

Lakini the phone is shattered

So next question, where can I get an LG phone fixed?

Ati Gashungwas are worse

I remember the days I used to take a shower with soap. Life was so simple

Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Sevian
#13 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 5:20:46 AM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 4/8/2015
Posts: 42
alma wrote:
Asanteni sana

But

"these people" are not human

by the way I'm not kidding

I come back then I'm trying to reply on the phone.

Then all of a sudden I'm calling my gashungwa

Simu in tatters. There goes my contacts
Arafu
Toka kwa nyumba yangu, yet I'm paying rent.


Where's Kardashian?

Choices have consequences, now I wish I was gay.

Sasa nimerudishwa kwa bedroom.

Lakini the phone is shattered

So next question, where can I get an LG phone fixed?

Ati Gashungwas are worse

I remember the days I used to take a shower with soap. Life was so simple



Ati you remember what??!! Wapi Mugabe?
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murchr
#14 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 5:39:04 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
alma wrote:
Asanteni sana

But

"these people" are not human

by the way I'm not kidding

I come back then I'm trying to reply on the phone.

Then all of a sudden I'm calling my gashungwa

Simu in tatters. There goes my contacts
Arafu
Toka kwa nyumba yangu, yet I'm paying rent.


Where's Kardashian?

Choices have consequences, now I wish I was gay.

Sasa nimerudishwa kwa bedroom.

Lakini the phone is shattered

So next question, where can I get an LG phone fixed?

Ati Gashungwas are worse

I remember the days I used to take a shower with soap. Life was so simple



Yaani ata haujalala, kweli its a war. Nunua simu ingine tu, and backup your contacts...haha...sasa hio sabuni ilikuwa Geisha aka lasts longer and longer ama ilikuwa Imperial Leather --a little luxury every day--? Laughing out loudly
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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harrydre
#15 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 6:17:19 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
murchr wrote:
Alma alma....how do you do that....Thou shall never leave your phone behind...EVER. Kama unataka muheshimiane...weka hio kidude kwa mfuko all the time...
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he he he otherwise, get some 3rd party assistance

i.am.back!!!!
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Njung'e
#16 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 10:44:24 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
alma wrote:
The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya.

Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


If she packs,you pack too. Ama wewe hauna kwenu?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Njung'e
#17 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 10:46:30 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
kysse wrote:
Eti not human? repent.

I hope you brought her a gift from your visit cz wewe unakaa kuletea mtu newspaper.



Ngai....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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alma
#18 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 11:02:46 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
Haya nimeamka

Lakini the phone is still shattered.

I have decided I'll send her and her children back to their parents.

But there's a problem. She pays half the rent. And I'm afraid that my boys will end up drinking muratina in nyeri.

Yaani these people

They can get away with anything.

Kysee why buy a gift. I thought about buying her a chef knife but I know it would have been used on me.

Masahibu ya mabwana.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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jaggernaut
#19 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 12:16:01 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
alma wrote:
Haya nimeamka

Lakini the phone is still shattered.

I have decided I'll send her and her children back to their parents.

But there's a problem. She pays half the rent. And I'm afraid that my boys will end up drinking muratina in nyeri.

Yaani these people

They can get away with anything.

Kysee why buy a gift. I thought about buying her a chef knife but I know it would have been used on me.

Masahibu ya mabwana.


You are lucky that your transformer is still intact....
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Wamunyota
#20 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 12:28:57 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
alma wrote:
Haya nimeamka

Lakini the phone is still shattered.

I have decided I'll send her and her children back to their parents.

But there's a problem. She pays half the rent. And I'm afraid that my boys will end up drinking muratina in nyeri.

Yaani these people

They can get away with anything.

Kysee why buy a gift. I thought about buying her a chef knife but I know it would have been used on me.

Masahibu ya mabwana.


You deserve to be thrown out of that house.Mwiba wakujichoma mtu haabiwi pole.
You broke some cardinal rules in marriage.
What were you thinking to leave your phone with your wife?Kama hana simu nunulie yeye kabambe.
Hii 50-50 of sharing responsibilities is nonsense.Ati unashare rent 50-50 na bibi,stima 50-50,mtu wa takataka 50-50,school fees 50-50 hapa ndio madharau inaanza.You are lucky bado iko na transformer.
Kama anatisha kwenda nyumbani help her pack and go.Ngoma iturikaga ni guthinjiruo.
Hutia Mundu!!
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