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#21 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 3:35:39 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
Allow the snakes to grow for another six months then Call this guy +125456213 Zhong Chin Hua.. He is a Restauranteur and can cook a solution out of your stock!
Your new quail


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Impunity
#22 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 3:46:08 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
wazua ni shule

never knew cats are good for ridding a home of snakes!


A cat is verminator!
The only problem with the cat is that after killing the snake it will drag into house under the sofa sets.
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Intelligentsia
#23 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:13:08 PM
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If them slitherers are plenty it means their source of food is abundant too - could be rats? frogs?
Clear the area and remove the conditions that cause abundance of these these 'snake food' - and yes cats are a good beginning.
kysse
#24 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:21:48 PM
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Buy a Goose and a hardened street Cat and keep them in the yard if you don't want smells.
Alternatively you can make frothy black soup or fermented snake liquor-boosts libido
link- www.ubsilly.com


Coolio
#25 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:34:52 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
nakujua wrote:
What type of snakes are they, and where do you live.


They are black snakes!


With how many eyes?
d'oh!

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#26 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:18:42 PM
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Next time when you see them,just take images and post on olx and sell for mia biri biri.
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#27 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:43:32 PM
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kysse wrote:
Buy a Goose and a hardened street Cat and keep them in the yard if you don't want smells.
Alternatively you can make frothy black soup or fermented snake liquor-boosts libido
link- www.ubsilly.com



Looks like you will sort him out this weekend!!!
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#28 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 8:56:08 PM
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Thanks all for both your usefuland useless information;I will go with the diesel and pussy way!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Angelica _ann
#29 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 9:34:30 PM
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Looks like you ate the wrong fish. This will need mganga from Tz to fully sort out.
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#30 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 9:58:35 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Looks like you ate the wrong fish. This will need mganga from Tz to fully sort out.


You are the last fish I ate!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
alma
#31 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 10:06:17 PM
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I knew it would end up in fish
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#32 Posted : Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:04:37 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Looks like you ate the wrong fish. This will need mganga from Tz to fully sort out.


You are the last fish I ate!

This one even pussycat won't help you.
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jaggernaut
#33 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:54:41 AM
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A few yrs ago I had a similar problem. I remember one day the house girl called me saying there was a black snake in the house (under the staircase). Since I was at work, I asked the watchies to go and kill the snake, which they did. A few days earlier the hgirl had told me she had seen (while hanging clothes in the backyard) a big snake with 5 young ones basking in the sun hapo nyuma. What I did was to remove all the debris that had remained after the house construction and landscaped the place. I also bought a lawn mover and have always cut the grass afterevery 2 weeks. And since then the snake problem disappeared.

I was informed that some of the snakes are normally transported as eggs in the construction sand from ukambani and you could end up with the deadliest snakes eg black mamba, puff adder etc in your compound when the eggs hatch.
Impunity
#34 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 8:52:53 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
A few yrs ago I had a similar problem. I remember one day the house girl called me saying there was a black snake in the house (under the staircase). Since I was at work, I asked the watchies to go and kill the snake, which they did. A few days earlier the hgirl had told me she had seen (while hanging clothes in the backyard) a big snake with 5 young ones basking in the sun hapo nyuma. What I did was to remove all the debris that had remained after the house construction and landscaped the place. I also bought a lawn mover and have always cut the grass afterevery 2 weeks. And since then the snake problem disappeared.

I was informed that some of the snakes are normally transported as eggs in the construction sand from ukambani and you could end up with the deadliest snakes eg black mamba, puff adder etc in your compound when the eggs hatch.


Make a lot of sense!
d'oh!
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#35 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 9:08:26 AM
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Impunity wrote:
gmg wrote:
weka nyau, it will sort you out.


Or he should unleash his snake to them!


His snake will be completely outsnaked in this case
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ZZE123
#36 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 9:16:17 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
A few yrs ago I had a similar problem. I remember one day the house girl called me saying there was a black snake in the house (under the staircase). Since I was at work, I asked the watchies to go and kill the snake, which they did. A few days earlier the hgirl had told me she had seen (while hanging clothes in the backyard) a big snake with 5 young ones basking in the sun hapo nyuma. What I did was to remove all the debris that had remained after the house construction and landscaped the place. I also bought a lawn mover and have always cut the grass afterevery 2 weeks. And since then the snake problem disappeared.

I was informed that some of the snakes are normally transported as eggs in the construction sand from ukambani and you could end up with the deadliest snakes eg black mamba, puff adder etc in your compound when the eggs hatch.


Why would the house girl be calling you instead of Mamad'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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#37 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 9:56:36 AM
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Swenani wrote:

Thanks all for both your usefuland useless information;I will go with the diesel and pussy way!

@swenani, pliz don't go the diesel way, because of potential negative impact on the environment (our future generations). Diesel might have a side effect on the other organisms in the soil, that play role in ecosystem, which may eventually impact even on the birds.





Swenani
#38 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 7:04:24 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:

Thanks all for both your usefuland useless information;I will go with the diesel and pussy way!

@swenani, pliz don't go the diesel way, because of potential negative impact on the environment (our future generations). Diesel might have a side effect on the other organisms in the soil, that play role in ecosystem, which may eventually impact even on the birds.








sawa,I will go the pussy way!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#39 Posted : Sunday, May 24, 2015 11:53:36 PM
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Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.







Impunity
#40 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 3:45:53 AM
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kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.









Don't sleep ndethe tonight, the snake on the wall may literally land.
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