Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:maka wrote:Kusadikika wrote:Hiyo ni machozi ya furaha, it is like screaming after cumming.... this guy must be raking it in the tens of millions.... good job man!!! Dear B. Akasha, REF: R. Vs Yourself The above matter refers. Attached please find our modest fee note for your kind settlement. Yours faithfully, C.Ombeta ...................................... C. OMBETA & CO.Advocates ___________________ FEE NOTE ___________________ 1. Towards your instructions to file and prosecute a bail application Kshs. 3, 456, 000/- 2. To several Court Appearances Kshs. 545,000/- 3. To crying and sobbing uncontrollably as a sign of solidarity Kshs. 899,000/- ADD: 4. VAT at 16% Kshs. 784,000 5. Petties, sundries etc Kshs. 20,000/- TOTAL: 5,704,000/- NOTE: **All fees are due within 7 days @Maka do you also cry in court?  possunt quia posse videntur
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