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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Wamunyota wrote:Othelo wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:Atalaku wrote:Impunity wrote:Atalaku wrote:Kama hutaki kusumbuliwa on saturday...zusha on Thursday! !! How can yu zusha with all of them, effectively? Anza leo...ask for the 'impossibles'. Mimo nilanza jana...two are down...remaining one! Ulianza aje? What did you demand which could not be given? Ask them to MC you;Not all of them will,out of three only one will Ask and suggest the impossible kama .... claim that you want the best vals ever in her ass...... you have heard stories of sweetness there   What if she says yes? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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Akiangai! Out of 3 one will say yes...discard the two then experience the rear!!!
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 9/28/2011 Posts: 86
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Atalaku wrote:
Akiangai! Out of 3 one will say yes...discard the two then experience the rear!!!
Umeshangilia sana na haitakua any different from experiencing this!!!! http://i.cdnnaij.com/o/x048DfeP0HKhfclxMngKAKaI.jpg
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,585
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Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday? Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!! Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her. Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men. Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/9/2006 Posts: 1,502
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Simple. Pretend you have forgotten work to prosper
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/5/2011 Posts: 93
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Tokyo wrote:Simple. Pretend you have forgotten They will remind you... they have started doing it!! If you dont want to use plan B, have a good plan A.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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MaichBlack wrote:Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday?
Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!!
Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her.
Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men. Or plan C get drunk properly on Friday to the extent that you wont be able to wake up on saturday upto around 3.00pm and when you wake up at 3pm,you will spend the remaining hours nursing your hangover and vomitting If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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morre wrote:Tokyo wrote:Simple. Pretend you have forgotten They will remind you... they have started doing it!! Kwani hawa ni wanyama gani? Simba mla watu?Mbona wanaogofya sana hivi? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Tokyo wrote:Simple. Pretend you have forgotten This is the last thing you want to do. Valentine aint about you but about her and her girlfriends.She needs to brag to her friends about how special she is to you.She needs to feel loved. A nice guy will forget the day and he is f***ed. A bad boy will give her something she can brag to her friends. Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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wacha kulia lia hapa fanya mambo  "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,585
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Swenani wrote:MaichBlack wrote:Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday?
Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!!
Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her.
Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men. Or plan C get drunk properly on Friday to the extent that you wont be able to wake up on saturday upto around 3.00pm and when you wake up at 3pm,you will spend the remaining hours nursing your hangover and vomitting This is even worse!!! Valentines and you are nowhere to be seen and you are not picking calls??? Hii ni kujichukia kabisa. Vile utaona baadaye, utaanzisha thread hapa pap! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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Iko ingine hapa for private developers only Mr Singh "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/5/2011 Posts: 93
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Siringi wrote:Iko ingine hapa for private developers only Mr Singh izi ni tuploti tungapi isinya??  city market if you have 500, you get good tuflowers... then buy chocolates apo turskys karibu na city market as you buy kuku ya kienyeji to go cook (very romantic) for your loved one. If you dont want to use plan B, have a good plan A.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,585
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morre wrote:Siringi wrote:Iko ingine hapa for private developers only Mr Singh izi ni tuploti tungapi isinya?? city market if you have 500, you get good tuflowers... then buy chocolates apo turskys karibu na city market as you buy kuku ya kienyeji to go cook (very romantic) for your loved one. Ama ununue tuflowers hapo Westlands leo @200/= uweke kwa fridge ya job ama ya neighbour. He he he. #justkidding. On a serious note, 2.4m??? Kwani what are we buying? Even when I get to the level that I can throw such kind of money around aimlessly, I will not. That money can change the lives of A NUMBER of people for ever! I would rather do something charitable with the money. That would be more fulfilling. I just saw a kid in today's paper who is offering to sell a kidney to finance his education. He is from some village I guess in Western or somewhere. He got 372 last year but one but had to repeat so that the sister can join Form 1. Last KCSE he got 401 and was admitted to Mangu High school but the father still cannot afford the fee. How many such kids can I educate with 2.4m? I know kuna saa ya kuwa serious na saa ya kujibamba but 2.4m in one night is obscene! You can spend 100k or less on the Mrs. and 2.3m on needy Kenyans and still have the time of your life. That is if you have that kind of money to begin with! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya
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MaichBlack wrote:Swenani wrote:MaichBlack wrote:Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday?
Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!!
Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her.
Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men. Or plan C get drunk properly on Friday to the extent that you wont be able to wake up on saturday upto around 3.00pm and when you wake up at 3pm,you will spend the remaining hours nursing your hangover and vomitting This is even worse!!! Valentines and you are nowhere to be seen and you are not picking calls??? Hii ni kujichukia kabisa. Vile utaona baadaye, utaanzisha thread hapa pap! How about you feign serious stomach upset. Tell 'them' you can't even leave the toilet because of diarrhea. Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Othelo wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:Atalaku wrote:Impunity wrote:Atalaku wrote:Kama hutaki kusumbuliwa on saturday...zusha on Thursday! !! How can yu zusha with all of them, effectively? Anza leo...ask for the 'impossibles'. Mimo nilanza jana...two are down...remaining one! Ulianza aje? What did you demand which could not be given? Ask them to MC you;Not all of them will,out of three only one will Ask and suggest the impossible kama .... claim that you want the best vals ever in her ass...... you have heard stories of sweetness there Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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