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Euge
#21 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:01:44 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


I hope its just a story.
Lord, thank you!
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#22 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:15:59 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Wages of sin

Ndio hio mtu wangu...Lakini usome Biblia vizuri...Didn't I see you raise your hand up when the Pastor asked those who had read the BOOK of Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible to raise up their hands? You did not only raise your hand up but also stood up confidently showing how good you are. I know you are not the only pharisee around who makes himself look good and others bad! That was a total embarrassment.

Far from it, I'm no angel. As with most Christians, we try what we can do, to trust and obey... and be our brother's keepers. Good job in encouraging people to stop fornicating and adultery.Applause

Proverbs 19:21
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#23 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:18:14 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Pole @ZZE123!!! How is it living without sex?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Atalaku
#24 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:25:26 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Wages of sin

Ndio hio mtu wangu...Lakini usome Biblia vizuri...Didn't I see you raise your hand up when the Pastor asked those who had read the BOOK of Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible to raise up their hands? You did not only raise your hand up but also stood up confidently showing how good you are. I know you are not the only pharisee around who makes himself look good and others bad! That was a total embarrassment.

Far from it, I'm no angel. As with most Christians, we try what we can do, to trust and obey... and be our brother's keepers. Good job in encouraging people to stop fornicating and adultery.Applause

Bro... for once we are friends. Kundos...
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#25 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:27:22 PM
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Euge wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


I hope its just a story.

These are not stories. These things are real..
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#26 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:28:17 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Amputated? Like how...

But I see a biz opp here for a reverse strategy... like a small hammer to hit the ankle or something Laughing out loudly
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Atalaku
#27 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:29:14 PM
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Swenani wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Pole @ZZE123!!! How is it living without sex?

You use your toes and other non-lethal implements...
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#28 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:19:59 PM
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#29 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:25:54 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.


Why are you bringing up this story now? d'oh!
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#30 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 4:00:31 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


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Euge
#31 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 4:11:07 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.

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Lord, thank you!
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#32 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 5:28:41 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Why amputate? Si u just leave it standing tall and straight.
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#33 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 5:40:14 PM
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FundamentAli wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.


Why are you bringing up this story now? d'oh!


A very bad joke if you ask me.
He insist the law maker died from the airport, very sad indeed to make such recklessly allegations!!!

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Atalaku
#34 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 7:16:42 PM
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FundamentAli wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood pressure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
...................
I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.

Why are you bringing up this story now? d'oh!

... I narrate stories all the time...don't I? What is special with this one, dude?
...Wacheni nijienjoy huku countryside... As we talk a whole 'cock' is boiling in a pot over a charcoal burner! Maisha bila stress.
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#35 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 7:21:13 PM
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With adequate foreplay the blue pill isn't necessary. It's not so much the "farming" (to borrow Atalaku's word) that pleases as the entity of the process with intimate and creative foreplay that can drive one nuts. When men get that then the pressure to resort to the blue pill will ease off. And of course healthy eating and exercise to keep in shape.

@Atalaku, Apart from Cassava which has a risk of aflatoxin what else do you advise?
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mpobiz
#36 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:28:00 PM
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@2013 i have also commented here before about the functions of both parties in preparation for a landing.
If the co pilot fails in ensuring a succesful landing she should immediately be fired.
Why are beating around the bush? Was there mapambano at a south B chemist?
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Atalaku
#37 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:19:20 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
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Erectile dysfunction herbs: A natural treatment for ED?


Or one could try some "bendover". By the time you get home the "rock hard' plane is threatening to rip your zip apart.smile

NB: Dancing also makes one fit and keeps the heart in tip top condition.

...This works quite perfect. Let me know when we can 'paint the town red'.
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Atalaku
#38 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:29:46 PM
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its2013 wrote:
With adequate foreplay the blue pill isn't necessary. It's not so much the "farming" (to borrow Atalaku's word) that pleases as the entity of the process with intimate and creative foreplay that can drive one nuts. When men get that then the pressure to resort to the blue pill will ease off. And of course healthy eating and exercise to keep in shape.

@Atalaku, Apart from Cassava which has a risk of aflatoxin what else do you advise?

- You select the good species... But you cant know this because you have been born in town...If you visited your shags regularly, you would learn so much from the old men there.
1 DHEA - Some evidence shows that dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) increases libido in women and helps erectile dysfunction in men.
2. L-arginine -Some evidence shows that taking high doses improves erectile dysfunction by stimulating blood vessels to open wider for improved blood flow
3. Ginseng - One study of Panax ginseng showed it improved sexual function in men with erectile dysfunction. A cream preparation is used for premature ejaculation.
4. Yohimbe - A number of clinical trials have shown that the primary component of this bark from an African tree can improve sexual dysfunction associated with a drug used to treat depression.
5. Horny goat weed (epimedium)- Substances in the leaves of this herb have been used to improve sexual performance, but the herb has not been studied in people.
http://www.mayoclinic.or...tion-herbs/art-20044394
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Atalaku
#39 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:31:54 PM
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mpobiz wrote:
@2013 i have also commented here before about the functions of both parties in preparation for a landing.
If the co pilot fails in ensuring a succesful landing she should immediately be fired.
Why are beating around the bush? Was there mapambano at a south B chemist?

... Let us stick to the issue please!
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#40 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 11:41:31 PM
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radio wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Amputated? Like how...

But I see a biz opp here for a reverse strategy... like a small hammer to hit the ankle or something Laughing out loudly


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