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jaggernaut
#11 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:13:07 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Just visit a fish parlour instead of rubbing your dick on an ass


Sometimes one is just enjoying their beer at the pub and minding their own business when you spot some nice fish which joins you and then after you have bought her some tusker malts or smirnoff black ice or heineken or snapps you both head to the dance floor to gyrate your hips/loins and have a good time. Then when you get home you realise that your phone is missing.

Nunua Nokia 3310 ya kuenda ulevi!


My most painful moment was when they stole my Nokia E62 (a very high end phone then) and in it were my son's photos from the day he was born upto his first birthday. And i hadn't backed up the pics. The loss is unquantifiable. And then i had to buy another one the following morning to escape mama watoto's wrath......
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Mukiri
#12 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:13:40 PM
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Swenani wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.

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@pastor, a friend of a friend's enemy's uncle to the nephew of the cousins of the great grandfather is looking for toys for men, please let me know if you sell them and the cost

Shame on you That joke is getting old. You wouldn't some old geezer rubbing onto the buttocks of your daughter, now would you?

Why can't we become role models to be emulaed, majameni!

Proverbs 19:21
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Mukiri
#13 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:20:39 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Sad Where is @Alph to pray for some shameless people? Bragging about perversion while quoting God's Holy Word.


If Adam and Eve were tempted, and sinned, who are we? We are mere mortals.

Adam and Eve were mere mortals too; whom unlike you were tempted by a fallen angel! If you went out with the madam, whom I remember you praising to have struggled with you, to buy a palace in Westlands... perky bread and firm buns, would never deprive. Bible says, the wicked's is eaten by the righteous.

Proverbs 19:21
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jaggernaut
#14 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:28:19 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Sad Where is @Alph to pray for some shameless people? Bragging about perversion while quoting God's Holy Word.


If Adam and Eve were tempted, and sinned, who are we? We are mere mortals.

Adam and Eve were mere mortals too; whom unlike you were tempted by a fallen angel! If you went out with the madam, whom I remember you praising to have struggled with you, to buy a palace in Westlands... perky bread and firm buns, would never deprive. Bible says, the wicked's is eaten by the righteous.


Surely you don't expect me to tug mama watoto along with me when me and the mboys are having a "wild boys night out", when we are painting the town red.
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Mukiri
#15 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:41:46 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Sad Where is @Alph to pray for some shameless people? Bragging about perversion while quoting God's Holy Word.


If Adam and Eve were tempted, and sinned, who are we? We are mere mortals.

Adam and Eve were mere mortals too; whom unlike you were tempted by a fallen angel! If you went out with the madam, whom I remember you praising to have struggled with you, to buy a palace in Westlands... perky bread and firm buns, would never deprive. Bible says, the wicked's is eaten by the righteous.


Surely you don't expect me to tug mama watoto along with me when me and the mboys are having a "wild boys night out", when we are painting the town red.

Sawa. Weka piksha yake kwa wallet. When the craving strikes, open the ndamn wallet! And take your red paint brush where it should be painting... I can't imagine all those years, paying fees, for you to rub your .... (wacha tu!)

Proverbs 19:21
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MaichBlack
#16 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 10:31:54 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.

You don't have to do that. Buy many similar phones - probably on whole sale - and hide them in strategic places all over.

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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Atalaku
#17 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 11:04:18 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
That's why you need a wing man. He holds the phone and wallet while you go live the missing chunks of your Campus/College life.

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I'm assuming you are not in Campus/College.

Or you could just get your self a girlfriend. A sweet, lovely African woman. And practice zero grazing....

Can you manage that?

Oh, we were talking about iphone 6 plus...



Ahahahahha...@Jaggernaut is having a mid-life crisis!
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Impunity
#18 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 11:58:46 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.

You don't have to do that. Buy many similar phones - probably on whole sale - and hide them in strategic places all over.

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On wholesale?

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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rankaz13
#19 Posted : Thursday, November 13, 2014 1:08:15 AM
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Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.

You don't have to do that. Buy many similar phones - probably on whole sale - and hide them in strategic places all over.

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On wholesale?

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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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radio
#20 Posted : Thursday, November 13, 2014 6:24:49 AM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.

You don't have to do that. Buy many similar phones - probably on whole sale - and hide them in strategic places all over.

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On wholesale?

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Cut @jaggernaut some slack. Even old cats drink milk.
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