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Damn! I messed up, she's in a foul mood
simonkabz
#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:20:44 PM
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Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!)
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
PeterReborn
#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:22:21 PM
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Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Money Whisperer wrote:
2012 wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood.

respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda

But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level.
Consistency is better than intensity
Magigi
#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:22:55 PM
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Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
harrydre
#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:26:45 PM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Money Whisperer wrote:
washiku wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Ili iwe funzo...maybe you two should be friends on FB...it can be reminding you. Ama being friends FB is a no go zone?

rule of the game we are not friends on FB. being friends on FB is like accompanying her to hens night outs and chamas.


i believe you have a smartphone, weka hizo reminders a day/week before the b/day...to repeat annually never to expire :) of course until you break up!
i.am.back!!!!
maka
#15 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:30:23 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
simonkabz wrote:
I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!)

smile kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages.
possunt quia posse videntur
chemos
#16 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:32:47 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Magigi wrote:
Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Hapo ameshinda..... Hiyo Gas ni ya Total ama Kenol...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Money Whisperer
#17 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:36:09 PM
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Joined: 8/7/2010
Posts: 728
Location: Wazuaville
chemos wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Hapo ameshinda..... Hiyo Gas ni ya Total ama Kenol...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

ni ile inaitwa Wa-jiko
"Money never sleeps"
Money Whisperer
#18 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:37:44 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/7/2010
Posts: 728
Location: Wazuaville
PeterReborn wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wacha pia Bibi akule kidogo hata huyu Jack wa gas amekula sana.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"Money never sleeps"
simonkabz
#19 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:51:01 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
maka wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!)

smile kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages.


Actually I realized you can corrupt your way smile
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#20 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 1:55:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Money Whisperer wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wacha pia Bibi akule kidogo hata huyu Jack wa gas amekula sana.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


.......hence the gas Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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