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Mastermind
#11 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:08:04 PM
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maka wrote:
sherrif wrote:
madhaquer wrote:
Hello Wazuan's

I need help!
There is a family member who got a D in KCSE and I have been tasked with the job of getting him to a level of where he will either be employable or self sufficient.

I am looking for ideas and opinions because apart from watching TV I don't think there is any other thing of interest this guy has.


What's on your mind?
He needs to hate the house for him to get out and do anything meaningful,so look for ways of making the comfy and lazy stay unbearable-engage him in manual labour,switch off the main switch or refuse to pay Elec bill,spoil the cable,such.smile



very good idea kwanza hiyo ya main switch...

So you think he doesn't know there's something called main switch eh? Fail to pay the elec bill and you will stay in the dark together. Fukuza yeye!!!
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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madhaquer
#12 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:14:47 PM
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Sasa nikizima main switch na chakula ile iko kwa fridge.
Besides we usually get home late I don't want my kids doing homework in the dark.
Which artisan schools are available in Nairobi ?
The guy got d minus in english, physics and maths I'm not sure which school is willing to accept this for anything ?
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dunkang
#13 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:43:33 PM
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Mwandike kazi ya mboch kwako!

Or, if he/she is from mashambani, nunua a roofless greenhouse umwambie atafute penye upepo ilipeleka roof. Akipata or aki-improvise, patia yeye pesa ya seedlings!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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King G
#14 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:46:54 PM
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Beyond help, take him/her back to shaggz
Thieves
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mawinder
#15 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:50:33 PM
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madhaquer wrote:
Hello Wazuan's

I need help!
There is a family member who got a D in KCSE and I have been tasked with the job of getting him to a level of where he will either be employable or self sufficient.

I am looking for ideas and opinions because apart from watching TV I don't think there is any other thing of interest this guy has.

So you scored a D but at least you beat @qooler.
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githundi
#16 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:53:08 PM
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madhaquer wrote:
Sasa nikizima main switch na chakula ile iko kwa fridge.
Besides we usually get home late I don't want my kids doing homework in the dark.
Which artisan schools are available in Nairobi ?
The guy got d minus in english, physics and maths I'm not sure which school is willing to accept this for anything ?

Drool
You are breaking my ribs.
Unfortunately, such guys look down on technical courses eg tailoripng.
Ukiona anataka tu kuwa doctor na hiyo grade, anakusumbua bure
. Lease a farm for him as a way of telling the dude, it's time to pack.
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iMANI
#17 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 2:13:50 PM
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dunkang wrote:
Mwandike kazi ya mboch kwako!

Or, if he/she is from mashambani, nunua a roofless greenhouse umwambie atafute penye upepo ilipeleka roof. Akipata or aki-improvise, patia yeye pesa ya seedlings!


smile smile

was this roof ever found....


@madhaquer

tell him to start quail farming..
Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results.
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sheri
#18 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 2:15:40 PM
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Try Apostles of Jesus Technical school opposite NPC church for technical courses. It has boarding facilities.
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Impunity
#19 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 2:46:32 PM
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madhaquer wrote:
Hello Wazuan's

I need help!
There is a family member who got a D in KCSE and I have been tasked with the job of getting him to a level of where he will either be employable or self sufficient.

I am looking for ideas and opinions because apart from watching TV I don't think there is any other thing of interest this guy has.


I have a friend pf mine, a colleague, a mate, an uncle, a neighbor and finally a family member...
Phew!!!!!!!!!
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MaichBlack
#20 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 2:53:58 PM
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madhaquer wrote:
Hello Wazuan's

I need help!
There is a family member who got a D in KCSE and I have been tasked with the job of getting him to a level of where he will either be employable or self sufficient.

I am looking for ideas and opinions because apart from watching TV I don't think there is any other thing of interest this guy has.

ALWAYS help relatives from a distance!!! Don't let such characters move into your house. They will only want to leave when they get a job and they do nothing to make sure they are employable. Some will refuse to move out even after getting a job because they are not making "enough". And if you throw them out, people will only remember how you chased their kid out of your house! Rule of thumb: Help from a distance!

Back to the fellow. Get them a craft course, Hairdressing, Mechanic, Tailoring etc. KYM - Kazi ya mkono - Hiyo tu.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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