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washiku
#11 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:15:33 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
washiku wrote:
Ng'ombe huko Kiambu ilipandwo na mwanaume! Sasa si afadhali angekamua anywe maziwa...what is happening these days...za mbwa hata hatujasahau...sasa ni ng'ombe



In Kameme news at 6.00pm an eye witness account ,


"tuigwire mudu aruga kuu, gukinya hau twakora atari na nguo na auma na ruhiu.Gwichiria ekwedaga kurenga mutingoe nigetha wira uhuthe"


Wapi KSPA ?Animals are endagered in Kiambu.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly My ribs...Woiiiiiii
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washiku
#12 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:17:17 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You guys are out to finish me with laughter. Lol
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butterflyke
#13 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:30:20 AM
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Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


lol...mounting cows has taken a different meaning in kiambu! iko chida....
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Magigi
#14 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:08:22 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Testosterone levels seem to be so high in that cownty/dognty, right from the highest office mpaka huko machinani. The gava should dispatch sociologists to find out what is happening.
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washiku
#15 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:08:48 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!


lol...mounting cows has taken a different meaning in kiambu! iko chida....


U know in our village, those AI guys used to be called "Mundu wa kuhaica ng'ombe" which loosely translates to "Mtu wa kupanda ng'ombe" Sasa with the Kiambuuness in the picture, wont it be insulting to call them the same going forward?
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King G
#16 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:12:32 AM
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Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Tyranny turning to cows!
Thieves
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Intelligentsia
#17 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:13:11 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
Am slow to u/stand some things: So someone looks at a cow saana then decides its actually sexy? Then again there are guys who will hump anything with a pulse.
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McReggae
#18 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:13:12 AM
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Location: Nairobi
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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2012
#19 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:02:22 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
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BBI will solve it :)
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karqui
#20 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 12:14:46 PM
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Joined: 8/2/2010
Posts: 480
Location: chokoo
McReggae wrote:
Eti what do you expect a Kiambu man to do when KCC has cows talking suggestively on the TV....dead!!!!!



aaaiiiiihhhhhh, pleease... taking words literary.

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