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Heeeeelp....landing gear failing!!!!!!!!
King G
#11 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 10:21:47 AM
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Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
maka wrote:
Muheani wrote:
meow wrote:
A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff.
He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor?
Sad Sad Sad

PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing.



Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste.

Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time..

for further information on the same visit

http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064

does this really work?


what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?
Thieves
deadpoet
#12 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 10:24:58 AM
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callaspade
#13 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 10:30:11 AM
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Posts: 925
....c&p...Cleaning your colon can get rid of all the sludge and grime that is backing your system up and causing your libido to nosedive. Its been proven that the average person has accumulated between 5 and 25 pounds of pure waste in the colon. Waste that never leaves. It just sits in there, putrefying. Right off the bat, imagine how much better you would feel if you cleansed 25 pounds of garbage out of your body!

Did you know that over 90% of all illness can be directly traced back to a dirty colon?

The colon is where 70% of the bodys immune system does its work.

If the colon is filled, the immune system is lacking and you're getting sick.

How much better would it be if your colon was clean and your immune system could fight the organisms its meant to fight instead of dealing with the toxins in your body?

Cleansing even promotes a healthy environment that allows good bacteria to flourish and aid in digestion.

You will feel lighter, cleaner and simply healthier than ever on the inside. On the outside, you'll have a much more vibrant look, a clearer complexion and your energy will be noticed by everyone. Your body is like a self-servicing machine. It has the ability to heal itself and avoid many illnesses, but that's only if it's healthy enough to do it. Removing the toxins from your body will allow it to work the way it's supposed to.

Adding a proper exercise routine and changing your diet to include more fiber and water will help maintenance your clean, new system. A good diet should include 25 to 35 grams of fiber per day.That adjustment alone can work wonders for your digestive system. A colon cleanse may be just the spark you need to re-ignite your life. You can say goodbye to constipation and hello to your partner again, in the bedroom!


......been there it ,it works
Impunity
#14 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 10:56:00 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
callaspade wrote:
....c&p...Cleaning your colon can get rid of all the sludge and grime that is backing your system up and causing your libido to nosedive. Its been proven that the average person has accumulated between 5 and 25 pounds of pure waste in the colon. Waste that never leaves. It just sits in there, putrefying. Right off the bat, imagine how much better you would feel if you cleansed 25 pounds of garbage out of your body!

Did you know that over 90% of all illness can be directly traced back to a dirty colon?

The colon is where 70% of the bodys immune system does its work.

If the colon is filled, the immune system is lacking and you're getting sick.

How much better would it be if your colon was clean and your immune system could fight the organisms its meant to fight instead of dealing with the toxins in your body?

Cleansing even promotes a healthy environment that allows good bacteria to flourish and aid in digestion.

You will feel lighter, cleaner and simply healthier than ever on the inside. On the outside, you'll have a much more vibrant look, a clearer complexion and your energy will be noticed by everyone. Your body is like a self-servicing machine. It has the ability to heal itself and avoid many illnesses, but that's only if it's healthy enough to do it. Removing the toxins from your body will allow it to work the way it's supposed to.

Adding a proper exercise routine and changing your diet to include more fiber and water will help maintenance your clean, new system. A good diet should include 25 to 35 grams of fiber per day.That adjustment alone can work wonders for your digestive system. A colon cleanse may be just the spark you need to re-ignite your life. You can say goodbye to constipation and hello to your partner again, in the bedroom!


......been there it ,it works


Where is colon cleaning done in Kenya and at what cost is it?
Does the place smell nice?
d'oh! d'oh!
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kiterunner
#15 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:14:41 AM
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Joined: 7/9/2011
Posts: 730
Location: Nairobi
King G wrote:
maka wrote:
Muheani wrote:
meow wrote:
A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff.
He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor?
Sad Sad Sad

PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing.



Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste.

Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time..

for further information on the same visit

http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064

does this really work?


what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?




then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event
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T-Bag
#16 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:15:52 AM
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Joined: 9/25/2008
Posts: 510
Spider Venom Is Newest Aphrodisiac For Men
RIO DE JANEIRO – A group of Brazilian scientists have discovered that the venom of the world’s deadliest spider is actually a superb aphrodisiac for men.


http://www.nodeju.com/19...aphrodisiac-for-men.html
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iller
#17 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:27:29 AM
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Joined: 3/25/2013
Posts: 552
Location: Asgard
Impunity wrote:
Where is colon cleaning done in Kenya and at what cost is it?
Does the place smell nice?
d'oh! d'oh!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@meow. Advise your 'buddy' to change his diet and exercise, everything will be ok
Impunity
#18 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:36:57 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
iller wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Where is colon cleaning done in Kenya and at what cost is it?
Does the place smell nice?
d'oh! d'oh!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@meow. Advise your 'buddy' to change his diet and exercise, everything will be ok


Like what type of food should meow eat?
Guavas seed and such like stuff?????
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Pesa Nane
#19 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:40:49 AM
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Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c
meow wrote:
A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff.
He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor?
Sad Sad Sad

PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing.

my friend, my cousin, a neighbour.. ... and now a 'genuine colleague' Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
washiku
#20 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:42:18 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
kiterunner wrote:
King G wrote:
maka wrote:
Muheani wrote:
meow wrote:
A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff.
He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor?
Sad Sad Sad

PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing.



Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste.

Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time..

for further information on the same visit

http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064

does this really work?


what will happen to the landing gear and the person if you do all this preparing to land, then loh and behold kunanyesha?




then someone might have to hold the mic and MC the event



Lol! Leo watu wamekunywa nini?smile
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