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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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Pole dugu. That is a wife material Pap!@$$ Accept and Move On. "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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Tebes wrote:Pole dugu.
That is a wife material Pap!@$$
Accept and Move On.
plus peace!  for you i wish the bill was like 7k and you had only 3k. anyway that is the rate of that cafe. it is hard to do less than 1k alone controlled so if you have tubabies, jipange! Thieves
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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When young I took a lady who was wife material to Malindi Dishes Nairobi,to be a gentleman l was l ushered her first in line...
Hey Pilau mbuzi,chapati,kachumbali,juice
Sasa pay point ni hapo mwisho wa line..
Ndugu yangu total bill was about 286 or thereabout..
What did have? One note of two hundred bob!
Nyuma yangu kuna wanataka kulipa haraka na mimi hapa ni kudondokwa na jasho!
Mwanaume ni kujikaza,I just told the guys piteni kuna kitu nataka kuongeza..
So l went back to the serving line and informed one guy about the situation,he just told me huwa hatuludishi baada ya kupakua eeh!
The lady had already started on hers
I have never begged like that day
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. i hope sio sampuli ya wale wa 'tujuane' Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/28/2013 Posts: 182
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Ngong wrote:When young I took a lady who was wife material to Malindi Dishes Nairobi,to be a gentleman l was l ushered her first in line...
Hey Pilau mbuzi,chapati,kachumbali,juice
Sasa pay point ni hapo mwisho wa line..
Ndugu yangu total bill was about 286 or thereabout..
What did have? One note of two hundred bob!
Nyuma yangu kuna wanataka kulipa haraka na mimi hapa ni kudondokwa na jasho!
Mwanaume ni kujikaza,I just told the guys piteni kuna kitu nataka kuongeza..
So l went back to the serving line and informed one guy about the situation,he just told me huwa hatuludishi baada ya kupakua eeh!
The lady had already started on hers
I have never begged like that day Pole mblo! Man must live!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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mawinder wrote:McReggae wrote:mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. For lunch and wine, I find that bill fairly ok for that establishment!!!! Kwani how much should it have been considering he took a soda at 150 or their soda is tastier? So you took a 150bob soda while the ladies wined the finest wine at 800bob a glass??? And no landing is even promised? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Is it true what I've heard about Artcaffe at night?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2010 Posts: 1,308 Location: nairobi metropolitan
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mawinder wrote:githundi wrote:mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. Pole, My workplace neighbours Westgate. The place is for those in middle class who wish to blow their hard earned cash. What of Oil Libya Westlands would it have been better for him? yes, that was the right place. Democracy does not belong to the dead
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2010 Posts: 1,308 Location: nairobi metropolitan
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agree with @ quicksand, some lessons are learned the hardway; never spoken. Democracy does not belong to the dead
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2010 Posts: 1,308 Location: nairobi metropolitan
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Ngong wrote:When young I took a lady who was wife material to Malindi Dishes Nairobi,to be a gentleman l was l ushered her first in line...
Hey Pilau mbuzi,chapati,kachumbali,juice
Sasa pay point ni hapo mwisho wa line..
Ndugu yangu total bill was about 286 or thereabout..
What did have? One note of two hundred bob!
Nyuma yangu kuna wanataka kulipa haraka na mimi hapa ni kudondokwa na jasho!
Mwanaume ni kujikaza,I just told the guys piteni kuna kitu nataka kuongeza..
So l went back to the serving line and informed one guy about the situation,he just told me huwa hatuludishi baada ya kupakua eeh!
The lady had already started on hers
I have never begged like that day kweli, wanaume hupitia mengi. Democracy does not belong to the dead
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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githundi wrote:Ngong wrote:When young I took a lady who was wife material to Malindi Dishes Nairobi,to be a gentleman l was l ushered her first in line...
Hey Pilau mbuzi,chapati,kachumbali,juice
Sasa pay point ni hapo mwisho wa line..
Ndugu yangu total bill was about 286 or thereabout..
What did have? One note of two hundred bob!
Nyuma yangu kuna wanataka kulipa haraka na mimi hapa ni kudondokwa na jasho!
Mwanaume ni kujikaza,I just told the guys piteni kuna kitu nataka kuongeza..
So l went back to the serving line and informed one guy about the situation,he just told me huwa hatuludishi baada ya kupakua eeh!
The lady had already started on hers
I have never begged like that day kweli, wanaume hupitia mengi. mengi sana but you learn from all this makes you sieve properly as you pitia life... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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@mawinder, why didn't you tell your chic uko na limit? I mean, that's your chic, no? Personally before I take someone somewhere, lazima nikuwe nimepitia hapo before to scan the price list. Hapana ingia mahali na hujui your deficit itakuwa how much. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:McReggae wrote:mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. For lunch and wine, I find that bill fairly ok for that establishment!!!! Kwani how much should it have been considering he took a soda at 150 or their soda is tastier? So you took a 150bob soda while the ladies wined the finest wine at 800bob a glass??? And no landing is even promised? Such a lady may demand for the landhng you take her to Wasini apartments where she may decide to take another meal.Akwende huko.Kwani she is the only lady left?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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such bills weka kwa business lunch ama relationship management and you are game - how do you blow your monthly limit yawa! Thieves
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/7/2011 Posts: 23 Location: oregon
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Whats wrong with Kenyan men? Why let the chic decide where to go while she's not paying? Then she comes with another baggage. Be honest about your finances, she might like you for that. Hapana pelekwa kama mbuzi kijingio, then you go sweeting over there. Then they go laughing at your a**. Ati " you should have seen his face when he saw the bill" and at the end of the day no landing.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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King G wrote:such bills weka kwa business lunch ama relationship management and you are game - how do you blow your monthly limit yawa! The 6k is enough to fuel a car full tank. Unfortunately my friend does not enjoy such privileges as business lunches and even if it exists,I doubt it would be approved as that is too high.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. Your friend is a Hasoler, no, a fool! 1. He OFFERED to buy lunch. He then let his CHIC decide on a place he easily could have ascertained from her whether it was affordable (it's Westgate not Njuguna's). He didn't. He should man up! Now to help him on that with stress free options: Oil Libya regular pizza - Ksh 500/= Oil Libya Chicken Inn - Half Chicken & normal fries - Ksh 650/= Burger Hut Westlands - Burger & Fries - Ksh 400/= Sarit Centre or Westgate - Food courts Bandari Plaza, Westlands, M2 Foodcourt Moving on, he enters Art Caffe: 2. No offense but when he looked around Art Caffe, a highly middle class-expat crowd, for lunch and soaking in wine for 2-THREE people, what did he expect to pay?? They always give you a menu to order from whether food or drinks. Did he check the prices which are clearly written on all menus? He should stop complaining about Art Caffe and sort his own decision making process.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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ecstacy wrote:mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. Your friend is a Hasoler, no, a fool! 1. He OFFERED to buy lunch. He then let his CHIC decide on a place he easily could have ascertained from her whether it was affordable (it's Westgate not Njuguna's). He didn't. He should man up! Now to help him on that with stress free options: Oil Libya regular pizza - Ksh 500/= Oil Libya Chicken Inn - Half Chicken & normal fries - Ksh 650/= Burger Hut Westlands - Burger & Fries - Ksh 400/= Sarit Centre or Westgate - Food courts Bandari Plaza, Westlands, M1 Foodcourt Moving on, he enters Art Caffe: 2. No offense but when he looked around Art Caffe, a highly middle class-expat crowd, for lunch and soaking in wine for 2-THREE people, what did he expect to pay?? They always give you a menu to order from whether food or drinks. Did he check the prices which are clearly written on all menus? He should stop complaining about Art Caffe and sort his own decision making process. WHO SAID HE IS COMPLAINING UNLESS THE SUBJECT IS @MAWINDER, THE GUY TOOK THEM THEIR AND PAID TOO!
TO HIM MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,NINI MNATETA? @MAWINDER NI JAMAA WA GACHIE WESTGATE NI KUPITIA TUU
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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Ngong wrote:ecstacy wrote:mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. Your friend is a Hasoler, no, a fool! 1. He OFFERED to buy lunch. He then let his CHIC decide on a place he easily could have ascertained from her whether it was affordable (it's Westgate not Njuguna's). He didn't. He should man up! Now to help him on that with stress free options: Oil Libya regular pizza - Ksh 500/= Oil Libya Chicken Inn - Half Chicken & normal fries - Ksh 650/= Burger Hut Westlands - Burger & Fries - Ksh 400/= Sarit Centre or Westgate - Food courts Bandari Plaza, Westlands, M1 Foodcourt Moving on, he enters Art Caffe: 2. No offense but when he looked around Art Caffe, a highly middle class-expat crowd, for lunch and soaking in wine for 2-THREE people, what did he expect to pay?? They always give you a menu to order from whether food or drinks. Did he check the prices which are clearly written on all menus? He should stop complaining about Art Caffe and sort his own decision making process. WHO SAID HE IS COMPLAINING UNLESS THE SUBJECT IS @MAWINDER, THE GUY TOOK THEM THEIR AND PAID TOO!
TO HIM MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,NINI MNATETA? @MAWINDER NI JAMAA WA GACHIE WESTGATE NI KUPITIA TUU Just try and engage your grey matter, mawinder was not at the lunch do neither was he the waiter, why is he privy to meticulous detail concerning 'his friends' spending on this lunch?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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ecstacy wrote:Ngong wrote:ecstacy wrote:mawinder wrote:A friend of mine met his chic and her colleague and decided to take them for lunch.He was in Westlands so the chic settled on Artcaffe at Westgate.They had lunch and the chics took some wine.When the bill came it was Kshs.5650.The guy had only 4k so he had to use his credit card.What an expensive place.That bill is enough to sort out 10 guys at Kosewe. Your friend is a Hasoler, no, a fool! 1. He OFFERED to buy lunch. He then let his CHIC decide on a place he easily could have ascertained from her whether it was affordable (it's Westgate not Njuguna's). He didn't. He should man up! Now to help him on that with stress free options: Oil Libya regular pizza - Ksh 500/= Oil Libya Chicken Inn - Half Chicken & normal fries - Ksh 650/= Burger Hut Westlands - Burger & Fries - Ksh 400/= Sarit Centre or Westgate - Food courts Bandari Plaza, Westlands, M1 Foodcourt Moving on, he enters Art Caffe: 2. No offense but when he looked around Art Caffe, a highly middle class-expat crowd, for lunch and soaking in wine for 2-THREE people, what did he expect to pay?? They always give you a menu to order from whether food or drinks. Did he check the prices which are clearly written on all menus? He should stop complaining about Art Caffe and sort his own decision making process. WHO SAID HE IS COMPLAINING UNLESS THE SUBJECT IS @MAWINDER, THE GUY TOOK THEM THEIR AND PAID TOO!
TO HIM MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,NINI MNATETA? @MAWINDER NI JAMAA WA GACHIE WESTGATE NI KUPITIA TUU Just try and engage your grey matter, mawinder was not at the lunch do neither was he the waiter, why is he privy to meticulous detail concerning 'his friends' spending on this lunch? He told me just the way you may narrate to someone your experience or your friends dont share such stories?
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