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Landing made easy...
rock
#21 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:57:46 PM
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Maka is tooo concerned,also dont see where the problem is.When airports deny landing rights its an issue,now that they have opened up to planes all willy nilly ur still asking questions.Iko nini boss?!
Robinhood
#22 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:10:20 PM
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rock wrote:
Maka is tooo concerned,also dont see where the problem is.When airports deny landing rights its an issue,now that they have opened up to planes all willy nilly ur still asking questions.Iko nini boss?!


Nditto!
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Muheani
#23 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:12:32 PM
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He who lands...let him land...and whom is landed...Let them be landed

including the sockets/sockets plugs/plugs... Kila mtu apata yake apatavyo!

N I propose that Tomorrow be named The National Landing Day!
King G
#24 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:14:28 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
rock wrote:
Maka is tooo concerned,also dont see where the problem is.When airports deny landing rights its an issue,now that they have opened up to planes all willy nilly ur still asking questions.Iko nini boss?!


Nditto!


Like button; land land land but covered with a parachute!
Thieves
ralp_mutu
#25 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:41:36 PM
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maka wrote:
Am serious...birthday party za watoto,people land later in the evening with people they have just met and hardly have had a meaningful conversation,utu tu bash twingine house warming etc etc landing mbaya mbovu...something is wrong...I have a pal called Hyena u kant go with him anywhere coz he,l end up landing on something...


As long as the "something" can move right? Both sockets and plugs? d'oh!
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Manyala
#26 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:24:55 PM
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maka wrote:
Am serious...birthday party za watoto,people land later in the evening with people they have just met and hardly have had a meaningful conversation,utu tu bash twingine house warming etc etc landing mbaya mbovu...something is wrong...I have a pal called Hyena u kant go with him anywhere coz he,l end up landing on something...



THe usual Wazua way of, 'I have a friend'
@Maka, kama ni wewe sema tuu.
youcan'tstopusnow
#27 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:01:51 PM
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Are you familiar with Lamarck's Theory of Use and Disuse? He believed that if a certain organ/body part is not used, its function will deterioriate and that the more the part is exercised, the more defined it will be (he used a giraffe's neck as his example).

Maybe these people subscribe to his train of thought. I mean who would want their pinetree to fall off or their airport to cave in! Lamarck also believed that the acquired characteristics could then be passed on to offspring. Imagine if you don't exercise your Airbus then your son only inherits a Cessna!
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
maka
#28 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:36:53 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
Are you familiar with Lamarck's Theory of Use and Disuse? He believed that if a certain organ/body part is not used, its function will deterioriate and that the more the part is exercised, the more defined it will be (he used a giraffe's neck as his example).

Maybe these people subscribe to his train of thought. I mean who would want their pinetree to fall off or their airport to cave in! Lamarck also believed that the acquired characteristics could then be passed on to offspring. Imagine if you don't exercise your Airbus then your son only inherits a Cessna!

Ha ha ha nice one...well in
possunt quia posse videntur
kiriita
#29 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:07:55 PM
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Muheani wrote:
He who lands...let him land...and whom is landed...Let them be landed

N I propose that Tomorrow be named The National Landing Day!


And your handle says it all .....

harrydre
#30 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 5:06:58 AM
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kiriita wrote:
Muheani wrote:
He who lands...let him land...and whom is landed...Let them be landed

N I propose that Tomorrow be named The National Landing Day!


And your handle says it all .....



and yours is just weird...
i.am.back!!!!
Muheani
#31 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:16:57 AM
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kiriita wrote:
Muheani wrote:
He who lands...let him land...and whom is landed...Let them be landed

N I propose that Tomorrow be named The National Landing Day!


And your handle says it all .....




Eiiish!!!!!...Is it a NAtional day already?
maka
#32 Posted : Friday, September 14, 2012 10:21:19 AM
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Muheani wrote:
kiriita wrote:
Muheani wrote:
He who lands...let him land...and whom is landed...Let them be landed

N I propose that Tomorrow be named The National Landing Day!


And your handle says it all .....




Eiiish!!!!!...Is it a NAtional day already?

It is leo ni kubaya....
possunt quia posse videntur
Muheani
#33 Posted : Monday, September 17, 2012 7:21:58 AM
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maka wrote:
Muheani wrote:
kiriita wrote:
Muheani wrote:
He who lands...let him land...and whom is landed...Let them be landed

N I propose that Tomorrow be named The National Landing Day!


And your handle says it all .....




Eiiish!!!!!...Is it a NAtional day already?

It is leo ni kubaya....



@ Maka,
The crazy ones are saying that while you might ve been easily landing, the ports have not been liking it!

http://www.standardmedia...2000066291&pageNo=2

Impunity
#34 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 2:10:24 PM
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maka wrote:
Is it me or has landing become so easy it doesnt matter the nature of the airport,from the oh so classy ones to the average and bogus wannabe classy ones...its shockingly easy.Whats not happening?Ladies,anyone?


This was @maka before he saw the lighthouse.
And @McReggae was on his case

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kaka2za
#35 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 3:35:48 PM
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Landing is always easy. Climbing is hard!
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
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Swenani
#36 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 3:47:09 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Landing is always easy. Climbing is hard!


No landing and climbing is easy,getting clearance for take off is hard
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Othelo
#37 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 4:03:28 PM
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Swenani wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
Landing is always easy. Climbing is hard!


No landing and climbing is easy,getting clearance for take off is hard

Permission to remove cover is hard, rest is easy smile
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Impunity
#38 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 5:51:15 PM
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Othelo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
Landing is always easy. Climbing is hard!


No landing and climbing is easy,getting clearance for take off is hard

Permission to remove cover is hard, rest is easy smile


Me dont think so since most are nowadays going coverless.

Me think the hardest bit is to convince "it" to move into a secluded garage where the occupants will ONLY be "it" and you.
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Wamunyota
#39 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 6:06:02 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly If anyone thinks getting laid in Kenya is easy then they need to visit our neighbouring countries.I have been running from airports and now only focusing on Nile Special Drool Drool
Hutia Mundu!!
Intelligentsia
#40 Posted : Tuesday, September 20, 2016 12:51:52 PM
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Walala, almost 50% of 18-34 year olds in Japan have never experienced landing d'oh! .

Four-in-10 Japanese are virgins: poll

Tokyo (AFP) - More than 40 percent of young Japanese single adults are virgins, a government survey has shown, and almost three-quarters of men are not in any kind of relationship.

The poll reveals the extent of sexlessness in a country where policymakers worry about low birthrates and the knock-on effect of an ageing society.

The National Institute of Population and Social Security Research quizzed more than 5,000 singletons aged 18 to 34 about their lives between the sheets.

It found that 42 percent of men and 44 percent of women had never had sex.

The survey, carried out in June 2015, showed the number of people who remained chaste in Japan was increasing over time.

A similar poll conducted in 2005 found only a third of young singletons had always been celibate -- out of preference or otherwise.

The 2015 survey also found that seven-in-10 men were not in a relationship, while nearly six-in-ten women were going to bed alone.

Directly comparable international statistics are difficult to come by, but Japanese people across the board appear to have less sex than those in other developed countries.

In a 2010 survey by the same government body, 68 percent of Japanese 18-19 year olds said they were virgins; a study carried out that year in Europe by condom maker Durex found virginity rates among those aged 15-20 were much lower.

For example, fewer than 20 percent of young Germans had not had sex by the time they hit 20, while even in socially conservative Turkey, the figure was only 37 percent.

Japan's apparently low libido sits at odds with the impression many visitors have about the country's attitude to sex.

Images of impossibly busty -- and frequently underdressed -- young women are common in the ubiquitous manga comics and on billboards.

Prostitution is readily visible in even smaller cities and the country produces voluminous amounts of often eyebrow-raising pornography.

Futoshi Ishii, who heads the body that carried out the sex survey said the root of the issue seemed to be the gulf between how people imagine life should be and how it actually turns out.

“They want to tie the knot eventually," he told the Japan Times. "But they tend to put it off as they have gaps between their ideals and the reality,”

“That’s why people marry later or stay single for life.” Ishii said.





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