Right now hawes mek coz the exit is one of the pillars while landing.

True dat. Or you might have to finally explain how you used it. Woe unto you if you assisted in paying school fees for you cousin's kids and yet you refused to chip in when her cousin's kids were sent home for fees! You will have to explain if and why your cousin's kids are "more equal".

A wise old man once told me "If you refuse to tell your wife how much you earn, you will argue for a couple of weeks. If tell her, you will argue forever!"

Why? Most [NOT all] wives will budget for you and many a times you will have to explain why you are broke [or will not release funds] and yet from her calculations you've only spent 52% of last month's salary! 48% umepeleka wapi? Ama unalipa SQ mahali???

This is very true. You as the man has very little say in your salary and in hers. Yet hers is hers and yours is ours.

Thanks. Wazi

What a bull$$$, here is a few realistic points.

1) Don't smell like a goat, don't just take a shower please use some deodorant and don't just brush you teeth flose and use some mouth wash.

2) Make enough money just to be like everyone else

3)Don't screw around and atleast if you do keep it secret and away from your circle and if you get got screwing around don't admit, never ever tell a woman that you F'ed someone othe woman.

4) Do not compliment any woman apart from her and her mom, not even her sister don't do it, every women you meet should be just... she is ok even if she ask for your opinion about how someone else look like just say she is ok and look unimpressed.

5) Don't be fat, a belly is ugly to a 21st century woman and also screw her regularly don't just feed her f her.


Note: All these is not required if you have eight figures in your account!