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Ever been a victm of mistaken Identity
ralp_mutu
#11 Posted : Sunday, July 15, 2012 5:12:50 PM
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essyk wrote:
ralp_mutu wrote:
Hii Simu inatafutwa na AK47 ni Samsung Galaxy SIII ama ni Kabambe?


LOL. 2 cops at that plus.smile at 6.30am
I don't know walitoana wapi that early morning cz the girl looked like she had just woken up and had sandals. and with uncombed hair
Have u ever felt like a criminal on seeing those metallic things. Without kidding
Your brain runs a quick scan and ur sins start downloading infront of u including the lessons u skived in secondary school.




Dunia ina mambo
My folks told me that my very first word was 'billionaire'
essyk
#12 Posted : Sunday, July 15, 2012 5:40:53 PM
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kasilu nduku Pray
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Impunity
#13 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 8:24:47 AM
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Pole sana Lorraine, you need to hama that neighborhood!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Kaka M
#14 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 12:12:14 PM
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Pole Lori-ini, at least the cops were not those who believe that a suspect will never admit wrong doing and start saying watu kama wewe tumekutana nao wengi, utasemea mbele.
Manyala
#15 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 1:52:16 PM
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@ Rollaine,
I feel you. Have been arrested once, and slept in the cells, cause of mistaken identity. You don't want to imagine, how you explain to your employer, why you are being arrested from the office.
essyk
#16 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 2:02:25 PM
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Ok I dont understand why everybody is referring to me as Lorraine.
My name is not Lorraine.ngai!
Imagine if the cops that came are on Wazua!

I have told my boss the story.
He laughed and said he's glad he didn't have to come get me from kamiti.

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you need to hama that neighborhood!


Neighbourhood is no probs at all.
Landlord hasn't increased my rent either.
I just hate it when cops knock on ur door in uniform.Makes u look like a criminal.

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I feel you. Have been arrested once, and slept in the cells, cause of mistaken identity. You don't want to imagine, how you explain to your employer, why you are being arrested from the office.


They didn't allow you to explain urself first?
The cops didn't even come close.It was the girl that was adamant on forcing an identity down my throat.
Imagine a girl you have never set eyes on claiming she knows you and that you are what she claims.nkt.
Me thinks she was in trouble and was looking fro smbody to implicate.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Manyala
#17 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 2:19:16 PM
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essyk wrote:
Ok I dont understand why everybody is referring to me as Lorraine.
My name is not Lorraine.ngai!
Imagine if the cops that came are on Wazua!

I have told my boss the story.
He laughed and said he's glad he didn't have to come get me from kamiti.

Quote:
you need to hama that neighborhood!


Neighbourhood is no probs at all.
Landlord hasn't increased my rent either.
I just hate it when cops knock on ur door in uniform.Makes u look like a criminal.

Quote:
I feel you. Have been arrested once, and slept in the cells, cause of mistaken identity. You don't want to imagine, how you explain to your employer, why you are being arrested from the office.


They didn't allow you to explain urself first?
The cops didn't even come close.It was the girl that was adamant on forcing an identity down my throat.
Imagine a girl you have never set eyes on claiming she knows you and that you are what she claims.nkt.
Me thinks she was in trouble and was looking fro smbody to implicate.



Nope, Utaulezea mbele. The lady insisted I was the one. They didn't even come with a car. Used Mathree and even paid the fare for 3!!!!d'oh! Sad
AlphDoti
#18 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 2:34:15 PM
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Manyala wrote:
@ Rollaine,
I feel you. Have been arrested once, and slept in the cells, cause of mistaken identity. You don't want to imagine, how you explain to your employer, why you are being arrested from the office.


@rahatupu, what do you say now about issues I raised in this thread Presumption of Guilt?
essyk
#19 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 2:42:55 PM
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Manyala wrote:


Nope, Utaulezea mbele. The lady insisted I was the one. They didn't even come with a car. Used Mathree and even paid the fare for 3!!!!d'oh! Sad


A girl? could be the same one.Ama wewe ndio Edu wa lorraine?Laughing out loudly
I din't see a car either probably cz I told the cops nt to open the gate wide and they obliged.
I was half dressed and I addressed them kama nimejificha.Only my head they saw.
One asked kwa nini tusifungue gate wazi.
Me: Sijavaa nguo!
Cop: Kwa nini hujavaa nguo!
Me:Si Mumenishtua ni hiyo knock.I jumped and ran to open!
Then I thought woi now I am gonna get arrested for being half dressed!Laughing out loudly
Lol.They were kind really. Hata walinifungia gate.
But the kagirl was arrogant and rude.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Manyala
#20 Posted : Monday, July 16, 2012 3:00:25 PM
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essyk wrote:
Manyala wrote:


Nope, Utaulezea mbele. The lady insisted I was the one. They didn't even come with a car. Used Mathree and even paid the fare for 3!!!!d'oh! Sad


A girl? could be the same one.Ama wewe ndio Edu wa lorraine?Laughing out loudly
I din't see a car either probably cz I told the cops nt to open the gate wide and they obliged.
I was half dressed and I addressed them kama nimejificha.Only my head they saw.
One asked kwa nini tusifungue gate wazi.
Me: Sijavaa nguo!
Cop: Kwa nini hujavaa nguo!
Me:Si Mumenishtua ni hiyo knock.I jumped and ran to open!
Then I thought woi now I am gonna get arrested for being half dressed!Laughing out loudly
Lol.They were kind really. Hata walinifungia gate.
But the kagirl was arrogant and rude.



Yes, a girl. Can't be the same one, cause my incident was many years back. Girl was 'maturerish'.
And HEY, Iam NOT EDU, and never will be.

Half dressed? aren't you luck. If they had insisted 'utaelezea mbele'; what would you have done?
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