Just answer the question. I'm not even married, neither am a senior bachelor.

Nothing cz we will all be in the morgue!

Look here,Like seriously??

That is unlikely to happen! Which sane woman would let the husband drive off with a catch? A wife for that matter?
War would have started right there in the car and they would probably have died in a bad accident!
All of them

Then look here the man must be stupid.
He has 2 women attending a similar function on the same day and knows the venue.
Eyebrows? he's silly.

Go home without clothes, start eating grass and barking like a dog, don't shower for two days, have a friend suggest [pre arranged] that there is a traditional healer he can take you to. Come back "cured" after two days stay at the "traditional healer's" place and report how [as per the traditional healer] the lady had bewitched you to fall for her. Contract one of the many M-Pesa ministry "pastors" we have around and attend his church with your wife. Let him be "shown" how you had been bewitched by a certain lady and you almost left your wife "whom you love dearly". Let him cast away the "demons" and declare you healed - MPesa him 5k and you are done! To add some spice, you can have the pastor "shown" that you had visited a traditional healer and have him warn you against such behaviour.

Pole sana @Mastermind. By the way, probably the only reason you are still alive is because she is still planning a perfect murder - one she can get away with! Watch your back!!!

This man is not so smart!