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Ndunduri gwa Kiongo
Wendz
#11 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:15:12 PM
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essyk wrote:
Ngatho! So ndunduri hasnt changed a bit since we started making fun of the place some years back?

We were told that ndunduri people knock on buses to be allowed in.

[b]And then its said they ngethia (stare) with all teeth out because of the strong winds which forces them to open their mouth.
Sad [/b]


If you are the economy guy,take a girl to Ndunduri cz you will spend less than 50 bob and she will be happy. for our hairdos, we still use the hot comb and stove.... am serious.... very economical, though alittle messy by the end of the day!

God bless ndunduri



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Wendz
#12 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:19:36 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
@wendz, I always thought that you were joking when you said you are from Ndunduri.
The whistling dude aint showing.... its coming something totally different that i did not intend!

On the chapos n mandazis, someone told me that wheat is also grown around there hence the generosity in the serving!




by the way, did you hear how the dough to make those mandazis is made? in large buckets and kneaded with feet.... am serious! And yes, wheat does very well.... and we make that mafuta ya cream - kinda like ghee... very healthy. though some people complain it's smelly.
alma
#13 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:35:12 PM
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@Wendz...lol The post office? Hiyo ni kwetu...lets name drop. Kahura
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Lolest!
#14 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 2:12:19 PM
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@wendz, @alma, How much is an acre? This is paradise! Is it also true that Ndundori is in Subukia, Nakuru and not in Nyandarua county? My next road trip...
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Wendz
#15 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 2:22:39 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMuEaSA78w


There you go....you can have the 1st hand experience....

@alma, you know gathundia? tumaini?

@Laughing out loudly, yep, Dundori is not in Nyandarua. Its in Rift Valley.
limanika
#16 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 4:59:20 PM
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Wendz wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMuEaSA78w


There you go....you can have the 1st hand experience....

@alma, you know gathundia? tumaini?

@Laughing out loudly, yep, Dundori is not in Nyandarua. Its in Rift Valley.

Wow, this looks like my village shopping centre where shops were last built in the 1970s courtesy of the coffee boom…with collapse of coffee industry everyone zoomed off to Nairobi as Mungiki took control in the 90s hence no new development. The story is the same everywhere in Central, I hope things will change with coming of county governments
Drunkard
#17 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 5:40:56 PM
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NANDI

Since I am the only kalenjins who have come out, I will shade light on Kalenjins and especially Nandi( I am a Nandi).

According to the Nandi, they're suppose to be the most superior tribe in Kalenjin and Kenya and I guess the world, infact there are stories that Nandis were the only tribe in KAMATUSA who were blessed to have leaders and other tribes as far as Maasai would come and borrow leaders. There is also a strong believe that Nandi men are the most menly men in the entire world and Nandi women are the coolest women in the world( I grew up in the west but my grandfather still want me to go back to the village to get a "good" wife because according to him "good" wives only are made in Nandi!

For those who don't know, William Ruto, H. Kosgei, Dr Sally Kosgei and kipchoge Keino are Nandis. Moi is a Tugen( Nandis say they raised him), Biwott is a Keyio and Isaac Ruto is Kipsigis, Kutuny is a Keyio.

Nandis believe that Kikuyu women marry you for money and will kill you for your money, they believe that Kipsigis women sleep around, Keyio women will beat the hell out of you and Luhyas are a no no. As a matter of facts Nandis see Luhya as second class people, the most hated tribe is Luhya if you want to insult a nandi call him a Luhya.

Nandis and Kalenjins as a whole do not trust Kikuyus, they might hate the Luhyas but they trust them. Infact Kalenjins do not hate Kikuyus they just don't trust them, I remember when I was a kid there were Kikuyus who would come to preach in our home and my grandma wouldn't close her eyes when they were praying because she just never trusted them.
masukuma
#18 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 6:35:36 PM
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for kyuks damiano tells how people from Nakuru, Naivasha and Ndunduri gwa Kiongo were duped
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwWwBLbRtM
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Mtu Biz
#19 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 6:56:33 PM
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Wendz wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMuEaSA78w


There you go....you can have the 1st hand experience....

@alma, you know gathundia? tumaini?

@Laughing out loudly, yep, Dundori is not in Nyandarua. Its in Rift Valley.



Pause the video at 0:37 Priceless!!!

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Kusadikika
#20 Posted : Thursday, April 05, 2012 7:35:36 PM
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Mtu Biz wrote:
Wendz wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkMuEaSA78w


There you go....you can have the 1st hand experience....

@alma, you know gathundia? tumaini?

@Laughing out loudly, yep, Dundori is not in Nyandarua. Its in Rift Valley.



Pause the video at 0:37 Priceless!!!

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The pose, the gumboots, the background of karais in front of the Bata shop. That is Ndundori kabisa. The only thing missing is that he has not thinikirad (tucked in) his jacket.

There is also an issue of Central Kenya Kikuyus who think Rift Valley Kikuyus are dim. They call them andu a ruguru (People of the West). I think this may have been because the people who originally migrated from central Kenya to look for work in wazungu farms in the Rift Valley were the poor ones. Some practices which had slowly stopped being practiced by Central Kenya Kikuyus like female circumcision persisted among some Rift Valley Kikuyus as recently as the early 90s and I believe for some even to this day.

And whats the story with Ng'arua and Ndeiya??
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