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Impunity
#21 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 5:01:15 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Marty wrote:
Of cows and men in front or behind, iko problem esp when graphical. @Impunity, saidia hii watu na namba ya admin wajitetee. I can imagine someone akijitetea ati sitarudia tena, na admin akiwaambia shika adabu nyinyi watukutu.


@chemos send the picture of the cow and the man to my inbox so that I can see if I can convince @Lady admin outside "the court".

here: 2008impunity@gmail.com

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

aemathenge
#22 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:37:03 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Boys, boys, boys, you do not mess with Madam Administrator and then demand forgiveness.

All you have got to do is charm the lady in her.

It is an art you have got to learn and fast if you really want to get out of there.
'user'
#23 Posted : Tuesday, March 06, 2012 9:17:22 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 12/3/2010
Posts: 1,141
Location: Londokwe
inmates, ask to be moved to central police cells if you want to have 'conjugal' rights
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
harrydre
#24 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 12:37:17 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
'user' wrote:
inmates, ask to be moved to central police cells if you want to have 'conjugal' rights



hapana! central ni yetu kaeni mumo humo inda. this is where you land when you declare RAO is not Miranda and Miranda is not RAO. Atleast I get to turn and feel some tities Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly oooh and I get to see our kstreet ngaos demonstrating 'bila nguo'...but everyday I see that lorry out there and think to myself...ooh no they are are about to usher me to inda. Sad Sad
i.am.back!!!!
pariah
#25 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 1:53:32 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 833
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Njung'e wrote:
Marty wrote:
na admin akiwaambia shika adabu nyinyi watukutu.


Or,"Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na mamawe"




@Admin these guys will make being usered so trendy that it ll become more prestigious than Elder
Dudette
#26 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 9:30:23 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 139
pariah wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Njung'e wrote:
Marty wrote:
na admin akiwaambia shika adabu nyinyi watukutu.


Or,"Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na mamawe"




@Admin these guys will make being usered so trendy that it ll become more prestigious than Elder


I actually demand to be a User, it gives guys the swagger walk and girls love that. Being a girl, I can be called Userless. Can that favour be done, please, please admin. Or you are jelous and mean with swagger titles?
Insurgent
#27 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:48:30 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/6/2010
Posts: 594
@Dudit... Dont be vague, through stones at the police station if you actually wnt to be locked up in inda.

Ai, ati Userless, why not Useress?


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.

nostoppingthis
#28 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 12:00:42 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Dudette wrote:
pariah wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Njung'e wrote:
Marty wrote:
na admin akiwaambia shika adabu nyinyi watukutu.


Or,"Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na mamawe"




@Admin these guys will make being usered so trendy that it ll become more prestigious than Elder


I actually demand to be a User, it gives guys the swagger walk and girls love that. Being a girl, I can be called Userless. Can that favour be done, please, please admin. Or you are jelous and mean with swagger titles?


Take the risk and post the picture...
Lolest!
#29 Posted : Wednesday, March 07, 2012 12:18:26 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
The terms and conditions of using this forum. Getting usered should be as easy as violating these.

You agree not to post any abusive, vulgar, obscene, hateful, slanderous, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Doing so may lead to you being permanently banned from this forum. Note that all IP address are logged and may aid in enforcing these conditions.

http://wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=rules

But I find it interesting that abusive characters in wazua are never usered. Admin should make it clear how one gets usered. A warning should be a first step before usering.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
aemathenge
#30 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 6:23:19 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
abra ca dabra.

Picture vanishes.
banyamulenge
#31 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 10:20:06 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 481
I am the elder of users.Reason? I 'broke' the Muliro Garden News before madam admin

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
maligumu
#32 Posted : Thursday, March 08, 2012 11:35:48 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 2/22/2010
Posts: 510
Location: De egg
Admn 0 users 100
. Life is a game . Users have the social capital admn has the instituitions .
Peace be with you
Impunity
#33 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:26:50 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Kwani now we have bona fide useres?

Is it me or why do I see users with a rank with someone with a cap,kama ile ya @genghis capital and @crown???
Kwani kuwa user siku hizi ni maendeleo?
Look at @chemos,@insurgent and @QW_something.
Applause Applause Applause Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

pariah
#34 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:32:09 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 833
Impunity wrote:
Is it me or why do I see users with a rank with someone with a cap,kama ile ya @genghis capital and @crown???
Kwani kuwa user siku hizi ni maendeleo?
Look at @chemos,@insurgent and @QW_something.
Applause Applause Applause Applause



i told you so, now i want to be usered lolPray Pray Pray Pray
Impunity
#35 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:43:19 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
A keen look reveals @chemos is "usered bonafide" @insurgent is still a "user",the difference of which I dont know.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

maligumu
#36 Posted : Saturday, March 10, 2012 8:35:25 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 2/22/2010
Posts: 510
Location: De egg
Hii user hii usa itakuwa chama ! Usa me Dem an will sue you to the core .I have social capital .
Peace be with you
Kihangeri
#37 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:22:51 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 11/10/2010
Posts: 550
Location: Junction
Dudette wrote:
pariah wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Njung'e wrote:
Marty wrote:
na admin akiwaambia shika adabu nyinyi watukutu.


Or,"Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na mamawe"




@Admin these guys will make being usered so trendy that it ll become more prestigious than Elder


I actually demand to be a User, it gives guys the swagger walk and girls love that. Being a girl, I can be called Userless. Can that favour be done, please, please admin. Or you are jelous and mean with swagger titles?



I am in. Kilemba cha ukoka.
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


dossy7
#38 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:25:04 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 1,491
Location: Nairobi
Insurgent,chemos,harrydre,kihangeri and now magigi are all inmates in these county at this rate the cells will be full soon.
Magigi ulifanya nini ukafika hii corner?
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
Kihangeri
#39 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:29:36 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 11/10/2010
Posts: 550
Location: Junction
Where do guys purchase some Ndom in here.
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


Kihangeri
#40 Posted : Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:31:17 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 11/10/2010
Posts: 550
Location: Junction
Ni nani 'charge' hapa blook D?
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


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