I do know hutus, luhyas, bagandas, they are all bantus. Infact if u go to Rwanda, many places have kikuyu like names. However, there's language variances. The morphemes could resemble but still, the languages are different.

This what i have relly missed for some days.A good laugh.

KAZI NI KAZI.... WIRAWIRA*

Kibaki said "Wewe fanya kazi, na kazi ndio hio, na hio ndio iko.Kwani utafanya ingine gani?.Kiuks have given it a serious thought. Many Kenyans have been traveling abroad to seek green pastures. Many are nurses who eventually take their husbands with them.

Unfortunately, these men can't find decent jobs and find themselves doing the rat race or funny jobs just to make ends meet.

So one of them finds a job as a zoo attendant. But as there are not many wild animals in UK zoos, the institution decides to hire people and have them pretend to be zoo animals - dressed in real animal skins so as to keep zoo attendance figures up.

One Kiuk happily takes up one of the jobs dresses up in a monkey skin doing all sorts of acrobatics swinging from tree to tree.
As he is busy entertaining people, he accidentally falls in a lions den. The lion roars so loudly that the "Monkey" shouts “WUUI NGAI, NINDAKUA UMUTHI !!!!!!!!” Then the lion approaches the ALMOST DEAD "monkey" and says "*Ni kii wee uroiga mbu ta mwana?"* tiga wana meni ! turute wira.

For the resident the event on that day ticket sales almost doubled!! bcoz people thought it waz a unique thing to see a monkey chat with a lion. Yet till now, nobody knew that those animals were well and truly HOME BOYS! YAANI MA-MEN !! ( *andu-a-nyumba*)

C&P -The fast & furious Posted: Wednesday, March 16, 2011 12:05:23 PM
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Is this not Kislopes? Well it is Kirundi but I can understand most of what the kid says especially the counting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bX8gS0eXHU

Maybe this will help..

http://en.wikipedia.org/...The_Story_of_Dian_Fossey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bX8gS0eXHU

lmao.