wazua Thu, May 7, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

3 Pages<123>
Shrubbing can get you killed.
Options
Previous Topic · Next Topic
StatMeister
#11 Posted : Friday, February 24, 2012 7:18:41 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/23/2010
Posts: 868
Location: La Islas Galápagos
Wazuans on payday
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
Back to top
  |
Intelligentsia
#12 Posted : Friday, February 24, 2012 7:21:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
A Slopian to a matatu tout: Conda, mi NACHUKIA hapa...
Conductor:Sawa, Ukifika mahali unapenda wewe sema!
Back to top
  |
Mastermind
#13 Posted : Friday, February 24, 2012 8:17:22 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,624
Location: Langley
Furahi Day
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Back to top
  |
Pierce
#14 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 5:52:55 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 3/16/2009
Posts: 1,464
A guy wanting to board a mat:Wee Conda, tow ni how much?

Conda:Kwani tao inauzwa?
Back to top
  |
Kaka M
#15 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 9:40:34 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/18/2011
Posts: 459
Pierce wrote:
A guy wanting to board a mat:Wee Conda, tow ni how much?

Conda:Kwani tao inauzwa?




The time before Michuki Rules. Guy asks conductor, Kuna kiti?

Conductor: Kwani uliacha zikitolewa?
Back to top
  |
essyk
#16 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:49:33 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
Laughing out loudly SMH!
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Back to top
  |
Impunity
#17 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 12:06:08 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
essyk wrote:
Laughing out loudly SMH!


SKM.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
Back to top
  |
maligumu
#18 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 1:08:23 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/22/2010
Posts: 510
Location: De egg
A guy from bara went to the coast and boarded a matatu .
Bara guy : Likoni pesa ngapi
Conda : jamani huyu jamaa ataka kununua Likoni yote ! Ataweza kweli !
Peace be with you
Back to top
  |
MaichBlack
#19 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:36:04 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,913
Njung'e wrote:
A guy with sticky fingers is caught in the act.An enraged mob decides to torch the guy and while they are preaparing,along comes his friend from the slopes and he starts pleading with the mob....."muwashe (muwache) jameni ninamujua!!".....the mob respects his wish and they roast the guy.

Reminds me of a Mugithi singer who met with the police at 2:00am and on being asked where he was coming from he said "Mimi nimetoka kuiba. Ninapeda sana kazi ya kuiba. Hata zamani nirikuwa naiba kwa kanisa rakini siku hizi ninaiba kwa mahoteri kubwa kubwa!"

Up to now he has never known why he was arrested!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Back to top
  |
Impunity
#20 Posted : Saturday, February 25, 2012 3:19:21 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
MaichBlack wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
A guy with sticky fingers is caught in the act.An enraged mob decides to torch the guy and while they are preaparing,along comes his friend from the slopes and he starts pleading with the mob....."muwashe (muwache) jameni ninamujua!!".....the mob respects his wish and they roast the guy.

Reminds me of a Mugithi singer who met with the police at 2:00am and on being asked where he was coming from he said "Mimi nimetoka kuiba. Ninapeda sana kazi ya kuiba. Hata zamani nirikuwa naiba kwa kanisa rakini siku hizi ninaiba kwa mahoteri kubwa kubwa!"

Up to now he has never known why he was arrested!


GFF.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
Back to top
  |
3 Pages<123>
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Wazua Club SK Theme
Powered by YAF | YAF © 2003-2009, Yet Another Forum.NET
Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.